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Topic: *****Valentine Candies-corny, funny, dirty, & more****  (Read 5601 times)
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Pink_Dinosaur
« on: January 23, 2006 11:22:47 PM »

someone posted this link (http://pie.midco.net/grammalowe/valentine.html#val3) in another thread and i was thinking about getting these candies for my bf and attaching notes to them with the little sayings that are posted.

as i was reading through some of them, i thought they were kinda cheesy or didn't really fit. so i was wondering what other ideas us craftsters could come up for the candies. or even candies they didnt mention


LIST ON THE WEBSITE:

CINNAMON LIPS. "Read my lips", please be my Valentine!
M & M'S. Have a "Magnificent" & "Marvelous" Valentines Day! Be my Valentine!
CONVERSATION HEARTS. Hey Valentine, I want to have a "chat" with you! Will you be my Valentine?
REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS. Hey "Butter Cup", there are many "Reesses" why I want you as my Valentine! or There are many "Reeses" why I love you. Please be mine!
MOUNDS. I have "Mounds" of love for you Valentine!
SMARTIES. "Smarties" come and "Smarties" go, but you're the best I'll ever know! or of all the "Smarties" you're the best, my love for you will never rest! Happy Valentines Day!
SWEETTARTS.. "Sweettart" I Love You! or Hey "Sweettart", Be my Valentine! or a I'm lucky because you're my "Sweettart".
HERSHEYS HUGS & KISSES. Valentine wishes with "Hugs" and "Kisses!! or "Hugs" and "Kisses" - I Love you! vMILKY WAY. I'd ride the "Milky Way" for you. Please be my Valentine!
SUGAR DADDY. Hey "Sugar Daddy"...Be my Valentine! or You're my "Sugar Daddy" Valentine!
BUTTERFINGER. I'm going to "Butter" up to you, because I want you to be my Valentine!! Happy Valentines Day!
BABY RUTH. Hey "Baby", won't you be my Valentine?
CORN NUTS or CAN OF NUTS. I'm nuts over you. or I'm "nuts" about you, please be my Valentine!
SOUR PATCH BABIES. "Pucker up baby" and be my Valentine!
MARS. You send me soaring to "Mars"! Be my Valentine!
SUGAR BABIES. Hey "Sugar Baby", will you be my Valentine? or I wanna be your "Sugar Baby" Valentine!
TOOTSIE ROLL. Hey "Tootsie" will you be my Valentine?
GUM. I "Chews" you for my Valentine! or By gum you're special.
BAR NONE. You are the "Greatest" Valentine, "Bar None"!!
SKOR. You "Skor" #1 with me Valentine!
ORANGE SLICES. "Orange" you glad I like you? Please be my Valentine!
ALMOND JOY. May the "Joy" and Love you give away, come back to you this Valentines Day!
HERSHEYS HUGS. A friend always knows when you need a "Hug". Happy Valentines Day!
HERSHEYS KISSES. A Valentine wish sealed with a big "Kiss"! Happy Valentines Day!!
CINNAMON OR GUMMI BEARS. You know I like you "Beary" much! Be my Valentine! or You're a "Beary" sweet Valentine! Be mine!
EXTRA GUM. You go the "Extra" mile with me Valentine! Happy Valentines Day!
CHARM LOLLIPOP. You have many "Charms". I like them all! Happy Valentines Day!
LIFESAVERS. Thanks for being my "Lifesaver" Valentine! Happy Valentines Day!!
BIG HUNK. Hey "Big Hunk" will you be mine?
BIT O HONEY. You are a "Bit O Honey" to me Valentine! Please be mine!!
JUNIOR MINTS. These treats are "mint" to wish you a Happy Valentines Day! or You're worth a "mint" to me!
JOLLY RANCHERS (watermelon). Valentine, you are one in a "Melon"! Happy Valentines Day! or You make my heart "Jolly"! Please be mine!
BUBBLE GUM. My heart "Bubbles" over with love for you! Happy Valentine's Day!
U-NO. "U-NO" I Love you!...please be mine! or I hope "U-NO" how much I love you.
LOOK. "Look" who I want to be my Valentine! or "Look" who wants you for a Valentine! Please be mine!
CHOCOLATE COINS. You're my "Treasure" Valentine!
WHOPPERS. You're a "Whopper" of a Valentine! Please be mine!
CINN-A-BURST GUM. My heart "Bursts" when I think of you! Please be my Valentine!
100,000 BAR. You're worth a "100 Grand" to me! Be mine!
COOKIES. You're a smart cookie. Be my Valentine.
CAN OF SPICES. You add lots of spice to my life.
RULER OR MEASURING TAPE. No one measures up to you.
LUCKY CHARMS. I'm lucky to have you as a Valentine.
APPLE. You are the apple of my eye.
LIGHT BULBS. I light up whenever I think of you.
SUCKER. I can't lick my problems without you.
CRUNCH CANDY BAR. If life has lost it's flavor and you feel you're in a crunch just remember you are loved very, very much.
CRACKER JACKS. You're a cracker jack friend.
GRAPES, BANANAS. 1 love you a bunch.
CRACKLE BAR, RICE CRISPY TREATS. Thanks for putting snap, crackle and pop into our marriage (friendship).
CAKE. You're the icing on the cake in our friendship.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006 04:21:42 AM »

I like them cheesy.

But I think almost all of them could be changed to be perverted.   Grin  Ya  know, if that's what you're going for.  Pair it with some pornigami and you're set.   Cheesy

Anyways, what other candies not mentioned did you have in mind?
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006 05:02:30 AM »

these are great. Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006 07:56:13 AM »

 
I like them cheesy.
But I think almost all of them could be changed to be perverted.   Grin  Ya  know, if that's what you're going for.  Pair it with some pornigami and you're set.   Cheesy
Anyways, what other candies not mentioned did you have in mind?


when i went to target to buy  some of the candy i saw a few others there like:
Pop rocks
Nerds
Air Head
Fun Dip
Jawbreakers
Skittles
Mike & Ike
Pixy Stix
Push Pop
Three Musketeers
Kit Kita
Sour Punch Straws
Good-N-Plenty
Starburst


i'd love to hear any ideas you had to change the around. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006 01:03:01 PM »

Cute, cheezy (or dirty if you want) and tasty!

Here's what I'll be using-

Sugar Daddy
Life Savers
Charms sucker
Smarties
Mars bar
Reeses PB cups (HIS favorite)
M&M's (MY favorite!)
Hugs
Kisses
Sweet Tarts

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Hey "Sugar Daddy"
Thanks for being my "Lifesaver" You have many "Charms" and are quite the "Smartie" too! You send me soaring to "Mars"!
There are many "Reesses" why I love you.
Have a "Magnificent" & "Marvelous" Valentines Day!
"Hugs" and"Kisses"-
Love, your "Sweet Tart"
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006 03:15:08 PM »

Cute, cheezy (or dirty if you want) and tasty!

Here's what I'll be using-

Sugar Daddy
Life Savers
Charms sucker
Smarties
Mars bar
Reeses PB cups (HIS favorite)
M&M's (MY favorite!)
Hugs
Kisses
Sweet Tarts

____________
Hey "Sugar Daddy"
Thanks for being my "Lifesaver" You have many "Charms" and are quite the "Smartie" too! You send me soaring to "Mars"!
There are many "Reesses" why I love you.
Have a "Magnificent" & "Marvelous" Valentines Day!
"Hugs" and"Kisses"-
Love, your "Sweet Tart"


thats a cute letter! i like it.


anyone else have any other ideas???
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2006 10:36:33 PM »

i would love to hear anyone dirty ones Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2006 10:21:30 PM »

Haha, great list, thanks for sharing. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2006 02:03:27 PM »

i would love to hear anyone dirty ones Wink
i love gettin the sugar out of your pixy stix...
i loved when you popped my rocks...
your body is good and plenty to me...

 Embarrassed  sorry i'm not very good at this...but you wanted somethin...that's all i could think of...bad, i know...hahah
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2006 01:08:49 PM »

i would love to hear anyone dirty ones Wink
i love gettin the sugar out of your pixy stix...
i loved when you popped my rocks...
your body is good and plenty to me...

 Embarrassed  sorry i'm not very good at this...but you wanted somethin...that's all i could think of...bad, i know...hahah

those are good! i actually went to buy candy today and i saw those three but couldnt think of anything to go with it. thanks i think im gonna be using those Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2006 08:32:23 PM »

hahaha...awesome...yeah...my mind always turns to dirty things...i guess that's what happens when you're surrounded by guys ALL THE TIME!!!  I hope your valentine's turns out great!!  we'll all have to post what we do after the day...
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2006 08:37:31 PM »

hahah i read this and immediatly thot of a push pop with a note that says,
'oh baby, you push it real good'

hahahah. i crack myself up.
dirty AND refers to old hip hop song.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2006 08:56:56 PM »

hahah i read this and immediatly thot of a push pop with a note that says,
'oh baby, you push it real good'

hahahah. i crack myself up.
dirty AND refers to old hip hop song.
oh my gosh...that's so sexy!!!  i love it!  my guy would love it too...that's it!  the BIG WINNER!!!  thanks for the idea!! 
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2006 09:15:14 PM »

: D

aww, it was nothing.

i owe it all to cheap dirty old rap songs

hip hip hooray!
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2006 06:00:19 PM »

that one is a good one too elleislove.

anyone have any others??? or how bout changing the others already posted
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2006 11:52:01 PM »

I just created this post:  It's a photo card, not sure how "dirty" it is, but I think it's funny! 

https://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=79333.0
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2006 12:34:38 AM »

hey sugar daddy read my lips lets start with a kiss, and move on to a skor

yeah that needs serious work but for like 3 minutes at 1.30...
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2006 10:58:00 AM »

that one is cool too. i just finsihed making all these candies for my bf and i didnt realize i had so many, i have to buy a bigger bag to hold them in. i guess i got a little carried away with this lol
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