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« on: November 16, 2005 08:29:51 PM »

I need some christmas poems/qoutes ASAP

 its for some christmas cards I'm making....
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005 02:39:12 PM »

Have you tried just doing a google search for christmas quotations or christms poems?  I did and found a few places with a ton of quotes These were my two favs....oh well hope it helps

"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
-- Erma Bombeck

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
-- Calvin Coolidge

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005 02:42:43 PM »

have a lame christmas and a crappy new year!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2005 10:20:33 AM »

take a line from a christmas song/carol

see if you can guess what ones!

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

(from 'I am dreaming of a white christmas')


Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

good tidings to you, and all of your kin,
good tidings for christmas, and a happy new year.


'tis the season to be jolly'


I wish you a merry Christmas
Happy New Year, too
I've just one wish
on this Christmas Eve
I wish I were with you


I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said
many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you.


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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2005 10:31:13 AM »

thanks a bunch Smiley everyone's idea's are great! thanks for all the lyrics re, they are perfect Grin
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2005 11:38:01 PM »

Here are a bunch that I had stashed from last year when I was thinking of making my own cards.  I used the one-liners as the handwritten message in a lot of cards.  Hope it helps!

As Christmas comes,
soft and still,
May the spirit of peace
gently fill
Your heart and home
with love and goodwill

Best wishes for Peace and Joy this holiday Season
and a New Year of
Health, Happiness and Prosperity

May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.

Christmas greetings and many wishes
for the coming year.

Wishing you
and your family
a memorable
Christmas, and a
happy and healthy
New Year.

Wishing you a
Beautiful Christmas
and a New Year
of Peace and Happiness

Wishing you many blessings
at Christmas and in
the coming year.

Wishing you Joy
and Happiness
not only at Christmas
but every day
of the New Year

Wishing you all the
and joy
of the Christmas season

The magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest gifts are family and friends

May the spirit of the holidays warm your heart and home.

Wishing you all good things now and throughout the coming year

Joy to you and yours this Happy Holiday Season!

May your home be filled with warmth and wonder this holiday season

Warmest Wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

With all Best Wishes for a Joyous Season and a Very Happy New Year
Our love and best wishes for a beautiful holiday and happiness in the New Year.

May your hearts and your home be filled with love this holiday season.

Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a New Year of peace and happiness.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2005 12:50:37 PM »

A 7 year old child said this.. I dont know if you want to use it but I wanted to share..

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2005 08:39:41 PM »

If you have a (bad) sense of humor like me...LOL, I forget the exact source of this little ditty but damn it was funny!  It went out with last year's cards  Tongue  Trying to find something to top it...

The Night Before a Redneck Christmas
It was the night before Christmas,
        and all through the trailer park,
        not a pop-top was poppin',
        not even Ole Blue barked.
            Our stockin's was hung
            over the space heater with care,
            in the hopes that Santy
            would fill 'em with Viennas and beer.
            The kids was asleep
            in their NASCAR pj's,
            Dreamin' of Goo Goo Clusters,
            Moon Pies, and Milkyway's.
            And Earlene in her curlers
            and me in my Earnhardt cap,
            had just settled into our La-Z-Boys
            for Wheel of Fortune and a nap.
            Then out in the vacant lot
            I heart such a commotion,
            I thought it was neighbor Clyde,
            finally got his T'bird in motion.
            I heaved out of my recliner
            and to the window I flew,
            Busted out the screen
            and hollered to Ole Blue.
            The moon was shinin down
            on my old wrecked cars,
            so bright they was sparklin'
            like rusty old stars.
            And I couldn't believe
            by own hardworkin' eyes,
            when a jacked-up Chevy pickup
            come flyin' through the sky!
            Faster'n Ole Ironhead
            his possums they came,
            and he whooped and hollered
            and called 'em by name:
            "Git up Sooner! Hi Duke!
            Move yer tails Yaller and Spud!
            On Blackie! On Queenie!
            You mind me Duchess and Bud!"
            "To the top of the satellite dish!
            To the top of the shed!
            Now move it n' Step on it!
            Ya'll get out the lead!"
            You know how on our old road
            whenev'r a car goes by,
            there's all this dirt
            that flys up into the sky?
            That's how this crew
            went straight on up to my roof,
            with that pickup full of toys,
            a real nice gun rack, and Redneck Santa too.
            Then 'fore I could pop my teeth in
            I heerd up on the tin,
            the scrabbling around
            of them flying possums of his'n.
            I yanked my head back in the trailer
            and hitched up my shorts,
            Down the dryer vent Redneck Santa came
            with a grunt and a snort!
            He was dressed in red-and-green camo
            from his neck to his feet,
            and I had to give him credit
            he still had most of his teeth.
            Looked like stuff from Earlene's yard sale
            slung on his back,
            There was flyswatters an' Tupperware,
            an' 8-tracks stickin' out of his pack.
            When he winked his eye
            I knew fer sure he'd treat us right,
            why, he just might even
            leave me some ammo tonight!
            I stood there dreamin' of a whitetail
            while I watched him work,
            then he stopped and like a real man, let out a fart and a burp.
            He topped off our stockin's
            with Moon Pies and bottle rockets,
            then squoze up that dryer vent
            like Spam in your pocket.
            He jumped in his pickup,
            laid down on the horn,
            And I'm not lyin',
            they took off with their possum tails flyin'.
            But I heerd him holler
            as he headed for the 7-11,
            "Merry Christmas to all!
            And may all rednecks get into heav'n!"

This one's an extra...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2005 04:35:31 PM »

I'm making my own holiday cards this year.  My message on the inside is a Shakespeare quote: 

"Health, peace, and sweet content be yours."

I am selling my crafty things to raise some money to go towards my adoption costs!


You can find my stuff for sale at:

« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2005 09:51:38 PM »

I like the health and content shakespeare quote! good idea!

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