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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2005 07:44:06 PM »

Inspired by the barbie thing, you could rip off the head of a Barbie and glue the head to a dildo, making a worm-like girl!
Or you could just glue the dildo, um, there, on the Barbie, then next time your neighbors complain about loud music....BAM! A present on their doorstep. And if you put it outside when ythey're away, when they come back, they'll be mighty embarassed.
You know those bobble things that go on the end of antennas? Get one with a hole in the end and put it like that!
Make dildo earrings.
Cut off the arms/legs of a teddy bear then stick the dildos in the empty holes.
Use a dildo as a cake mould.


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« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2005 12:33:20 PM »

Ok, you remember those little boxy things from the 80's that had hundreds of little metal pins, and when you pushed your hand or face against the back-side it pushed the pins out in the topography of whatever you stuck against it?

I assume you have a number of different length..er..impliments.  You could make a topographic sculpture similar to the thing I described above.

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« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2005 12:14:17 PM »

oh, my god! that's brilliant.

« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2005 12:55:31 PM »

this is one of the funniest things on craftster.  I would love to see what you come up with.

I love the wreath idea and the topography sculputre idea...oh and the table like the dollar store army man table.

So many possibilities!

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« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2005 10:07:48 PM »

you should do a bathroom theme with them. y'know, cut a hole in the top of one and make a tooth brush holder, cover the flush handle of the toilet with it, soap dispenser?
omg. i'm totally going to track down a dildo factory and do this.

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« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2005 10:48:15 PM »

Oh boy.. these are fantastic... what I could do with hundreds of dildos.. (Wink) I love the coathooks, stick shift, door stopper, and BBQ forks ideas... love it!

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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2005 01:10:16 PM »

you can make pencil grips with them,
or at a big party you can freeze them in ice trays and float them in the punch bowl like they do with fruit,
or yard art, plaster them to a bird bath or mount them on the bird feeder or bird house  for a rest for the birds,
or for a "cocky" friend slice up a few in thin strips and glue it on to a photo frame with his/her  photo in it or on a scrap book page,
or you can slice it up and glue to a yard stick and write how do you measure up
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2005 01:49:58 PM »

That's awesome! You are so lucky! I like the light sculpture idea. Can you stuff them full of LEDs or Christmas lights? Maybe a festive Christmas garland where you make a string of them hanging down like icicles. or up like stalagmites LOL (or is it stalactites....Hmmm....). A coattree, build a free standing pole (fnar) and attach them around the top...towel rods (fnar #2)...add a hook to the top and make a banana hanger (fnar #3)...paper towel holder...door knob (fnar #4) (OK, I'll stop, almost anything made of dildos is a double entendre...and is it dildos or dildoes?)...put 4 together for a picture frame...use to cast molds for chocolate, ice, etc....attach small hooks around to store earrings and other small jewelry...pen or paperclip holder for desk....legs for small ottoman...

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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2005 02:35:30 PM »

oh my god this is why I LOVE craftster!!!!  this is the funniest shit i've seen all day!!!!!  please tell me you've done something with these-or that you really would do a swap with these... I would totally do that as my 1st swap!!!!
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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2005 04:32:17 PM »

if the inside was big enough and a good enough shape, i'd figure out a way to fill em with koolaid and turn em upside down and freeze pecker popcicles
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