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« on: August 06, 2019 08:38:44 PM »

WARNING! IMMATURE ANATOMICAL HUMOR AHEAD!



A friend of ours who is going to dog- and house sit for use later this month is treating himself to a vasectomy for his upcoming birthday during his stay at our house. So I put together a little care package (ahem)!

The baseballs are attached to the bag via a paper spring so they go boi-oi-oi-oing! Also, note the left one is lower. Shocked





I couldn't help it and made a fake front to the tag.  Roll Eyes



The bag is filled with double entendre snacks and treats! If you want to have some fun perusing the aisles at your grocery, go in search of products with "nuts" and "balls" in the name!



Be warned all your giggling and smirking will make your fellow shoppers think you're nuts!
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2019 03:00:16 AM »

My testicles are deeply offended by this post.   Angry

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That's cool that you made this for your friend and I'm sure it'll give him a little lift/chuckle!
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2019 08:17:30 AM »

Snip Snip Hooray!  What a great and appropriate goodie bag!
100% juice, no seeds (I'll see myself out)
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2019 09:01:34 AM »

That is fing hysterical.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2019 11:18:39 AM »

That's hilarious! You were spot on with your choice of "goodies". Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2019 11:40:20 AM »

That's flippin' hilarious. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2019 12:54:12 PM »

THANKS, FRIENDS!

My testicles are deeply offended by this post.   Angry

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That's cool that you made this for your friend and I'm sure it'll give him a little lift/chuckle!


The lift is a separate procedure.

Snip Snip Hooray!  What a great and appropriate goodie bag!
100% juice, no seeds (I'll see myself out)

I'll just follow bethntim out. Try the veal!
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2019 01:38:06 PM »

Couldn't imagine what you would fill the 'bag' with . . . nuts, of course! Too funny! Hope the procedure goes well.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2019 06:20:45 PM »

Ok, first OMG, this is a GAS! I'm dyin' over here Cheesy

"Best Dad Ever"

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

And second, I'm not going to horrify you with stories, just suffice it to say that your friend should do EXACTLY what the doctor tells him for EXACTLY as long as he says to do it and not think he's a big tough dude who can totally bend over and lift that heavy box 5 days after his surgery because he feels fine and surely it's been enough time by now. That procedure can go exceedingly well, like as easy as a gentle summer breeze. Or.... not.
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2019 07:05:21 PM »

Thanks!

Ok, first OMG, this is a GAS! I'm dyin' over here Cheesy

"Best Dad Ever"

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

And second, I'm not going to horrify you with stories, just suffice it to say that your friend should do EXACTLY what the doctor tells him for EXACTLY as long as he says to do it and not think he's a big tough dude who can totally bend over and lift that heavy box 5 days after his surgery because he feels fine and surely it's been enough time by now. That procedure can go exceedingly well, like as easy as a gentle summer breeze. Or.... not.

HAHA! Yes, you are correct. A certain someone that both our friend and I know has filled him in on some tips and tricks like don't go for a run two days after nor fly in a plane the day after that. Certainly not both! Geez.
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