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« on: April 01, 2019 11:54:17 AM »


Rock cakes part of balanced breakfast.

Belly make loud noises?  Fill with food!  Make Rock Cakes!

Mistress Paleozoic's Good Rock Cakes
Ingredients:
1 3/4 c grains that has been dried and pulverized into powder
1 1/2 tsp potash
1/3 c rendered fat
1 T honey
1/3 c dried berries from vines or bushes
1/2 c cacao chunks
1/4 tsp dried & ground cassia bark
1 yellow musa berry, mashed
1/2 c nuts, ground down to thick paste
1 tsp juice from sour yellow fruit
1 unborn bird

Create fire.  Put blob of rendered fat on your favorite flat baking rock.

Mix dried grain powder, potash, cassia bark, and rendered fat.  Squish until fat in small bits.

Mash yellow musa berry.  Add nut paste, sour juice, and unborn bird.  Mix with stick.

Add dried berries and cacao chunks to squishy paste.

Mix wet stuff with dry stuff.  Stir hard, but no break best stick.  Use hands.

Put blobs of dough on flat baking rock near fire.  Heat good.





Modern Translation...

1 3/4 c AP flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/3 c butter, cubed
1 T brown sugar
1/3 c dried cranberries or raisins
1/2 c chocolate chips
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1 large banana, mashed
1/2 c peanut butter
1 tsp lemon juice
1 egg

Heat oven to 400 and lightly grease a baking sheet, or line with parchment paper.

Mix flour, baking powder, cinnamon, and cubed butter.  Breaking up the butter into tiny bits.

Mash the banana, and add peanut butter, lemon juice, and egg.  Mix well to combine.

Add cranberries or raisins and chocolate chips to wet mixture.

Pour wet mixture into dry.  Stir to combine. 

Drop large spoonfuls onto baking sheet.  (You should have enough for about 14 cakes) 

Bake 15 minutes, or until lightly golden brown.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019 12:02:25 PM »

Good rock cakes look....good.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019 12:16:12 PM »

Mmmm. Who do you club to get these?
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019 12:19:08 PM »

Mmmm. Who do you club to get these?

No club.  Me share.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019 12:42:18 PM »

Yum! Cave baked!
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019 01:28:20 PM »

must try, make my belly quiet!
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019 01:39:34 PM »

This rock cake look good and not so hard on teeth like other rocks.
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2019 04:29:52 PM »

Soft rock cake? No way!! You genius.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2019 02:37:12 PM »

Mmmmmm
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