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« on: December 16, 2009 04:29:48 PM »

The ManFlesh and I were discussing Snuggies the other day, because he'd seen the Snuggie for Dogs at the pharmacy when filling a prescription for me.  That was the same day I learned I had shingles and was up late, late at night in a pain medication-induced, insomniac stupor (or really more of a goofor).  I decided to make him a Wiener Snuggie (for his penis).



It's modeled on a pair of socks, because I figure if pillows can model corsets, socks can model wiener snuggies.  



You can tell this thing was put together on a lark in the middle of the night in a pain medication state of mind.  Let me tell you, it's hard to make one of these things without a model (no matter how familiar you are with said wiener) and the last thing you want to do is come at your man with a tape measure and no explanation why.  

P.S. this middle-of-the-night crafting session inspired me to start this topic about crafting when you should be sleeping in the Friends of Craftster section:
https://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=330972.0
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009 04:35:54 PM »

Hahaha!  This cracked me up!!  Hooray for up-late-on-pain-meds crafts!
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009 04:49:10 PM »

Hahaha!  This cracked me up!!  Hooray for up-late-on-pain-meds crafts!

Thanks! I'm hoping for the same response from him.  Just to help that along, it's wrapped up and labeled as a gift from my cats.
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009 05:03:31 PM »

Ok, I really did lol. And I love that it's from the cats.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009 05:12:27 PM »

Ok, I really did lol. And I love that it's from the cats.

Thanks!  My cats truly care about his comfort.  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009 05:17:32 PM »

You should have the cats approach him with the tape measure.
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009 05:19:06 PM »

You should have the cats approach him with the tape measure.

Now I laughed out loud! That's a great idea!  They do like to "help" me when I'm crafting.
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009 07:33:34 PM »

So my husband said that if I made one that looked like a monk's robe he might wear it.  He's got a great sense of humor, which is always nice when I find things like this posted here.
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009 07:44:15 PM »

So my husband said that if I made one that looked like a monk's robe he might wear it.  He's got a great sense of humor, which is always nice when I find things like this posted here.

You simply MUST do it now!  Probably with material less itchy than what monks really wear, of course.  It'd be like an after market foreskin!   Wink  I'm pretty sure The ManFlesh will at least try it on.  He'll probably bust it out a few times to surprise me with ,too.
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009 09:21:02 PM »

 Grin Tee hee
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