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« on: June 18, 2009 06:51:48 AM »

Here are a few cakes I made recently for friends' birthdays

For a 30th, who happens to be an ass-man:





Vanilla buttermilk cake with Italian buttercream and rolled fondant.  Panties are royal icing, and it's sitting on a 12" cake board.  I'm not tagging this one as mature because it's only a butt and it IS cake so.....

This one however  Shocked  made for more of an acquaintance for his birthday last week

 
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My first time using an airbrush, and I think the veins are too bright blue, instead of a more muted purple that I had planned on.

 
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The tip  Wink

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009 06:58:12 AM »

wow! what great craftsmanship on your part. i really do like the butt cake! I have never used fondant because i don't like the way it tastes, how is it to work with?
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009 07:27:49 AM »

lmao that is a veiny bastard. Tongue

I love the butt cake. Beautiful decorations on the lacy underwear.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009 07:30:35 AM »

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  hahahaha!!  That last cake looks so real!!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009 08:11:04 AM »

these are so awesome! so wish I had talent like that!
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009 09:35:59 AM »

They're genius, especially the lacy thong!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009 09:53:41 AM »

Fantastic job Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009 10:54:47 AM »

your cake are great! What detail!!! I used to do quite a bit of airbrushing cake when I worked as a cake decorator.  While you do have a wonderful use/sense of color and design (haha, well.. of a penis!) I notice that your spray looks speckled and not smooth.  Are you using edible airbrush coloring? Regular icing coloring is too thick for an airbrush and can make the speckled effect.   Perhaps it's just lighting and the way the photo is taken... Either way, I still think it's an amazing job. Flesh is a hard color to master Wink
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009 06:58:11 PM »

your cake are great! What detail!!! I used to do quite a bit of airbrushing cake when I worked as a cake decorator.  While you do have a wonderful use/sense of color and design (haha, well.. of a penis!) I notice that your spray looks speckled and not smooth.  Are you using edible airbrush coloring? Regular icing coloring is too thick for an airbrush and can make the speckled effect.   Perhaps it's just lighting and the way the photo is taken... Either way, I still think it's an amazing job. Flesh is a hard color to master Wink

No, it was definitely speckled, but it was airbrush color.  Might have been my timid trigger finger

wow! what great craftsmanship on your part. i really do like the butt cake! I have never used fondant because i don't like the way it tastes, how is it to work with?

I use commercially produced fondant, and I find it tastes not bad when you roll it fairly thin.  It's really nice to work with, especially on regular round cakes; a little bit harder on a penis cake!

Thanks everyone for your awesome comments <3  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009 10:18:06 PM »

haha this is dirrrrty!


yet awesome!
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009 12:19:08 PM »

Naughty good stuff! The first one is kind of pretty while the second one is something I could only describe as ...if Robert Mapplethorpe was a baker...this would be his art!

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009 12:55:53 PM »

Too freakin funny! Great decorating skills!
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009 04:07:26 PM »

The lace is lovely and the bit of icing at the tip of the penis cake is a perfect touch!  I wish I had an occasion I could bring a cake like that to  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009 05:30:50 PM »

wow! what great craftsmanship on your part.

The 12 year old in me had to stop and snicker at this (seemingly) unintentional pun. Your "part" came out looking very nice!
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009 09:21:10 PM »

Sweet, dude. That is some sexy-assed (and -penissed, I guess) cake.
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009 09:27:32 PM »

wow! what great craftsmanship on your part.

The 12 year old in me had to stop and snicker at this (seemingly) unintentional pun. Your "part" came out looking very nice!

YAY for puns!  I missed this one  Cool

The lace is lovely and the bit of icing at the tip of the penis cake is a perfect touch!  I wish I had an occasion I could bring a cake like that to  Grin

I think up occasions for cakes like this!  Stagette? Penis cake.  Birthday? Penis cake!  Wednesday? Penis cake!! hahaha
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2009 10:00:43 PM »

I want a pair of underwear like that, I love them! lol.
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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2009 02:46:34 AM »

Wednesday? Penis cake!! hahaha

Best quote ever Cheesy

The cake is just awesome, don't know if I could cut into it though... Ouch!
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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2009 06:48:25 AM »

Lol I would love to have seen what went down when it came time to cut that baby. I want the head! I want the balls! HaHaHa!!!
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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2009 03:07:28 PM »

Holy Crow!
Did you use a cake pan for that penis or is just awsome carving?
My friend wants me to make her a penis cake for her birthday next week.
After seeing this, I don't know if I have the balls to do it! (Heh heh.)
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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2009 06:10:45 PM »

Holy Crow!
Did you use a cake pan for that penis or is just awsome carving?
My friend wants me to make her a penis cake for her birthday next week.
After seeing this, I don't know if I have the balls to do it! (Heh heh.)

I carved it.  The balls are from 4" round pans, and pretty much stayed the same.  the shaft was made from a 1/4 sheet pan (12"X8") that I cut into 3 strips, length wise.  Once it was assembled:

I chilled it, carved it, chilled it, then masked the whole thing in buttercream and chilled again before adding fondant.

I rolled little bits of fondant for the veins, and also added those before putting on the fondant:


However, I'm pretty sure you can buy shaped pans from sex stores

Lol I would love to have seen what went down when it came time to cut that baby. I want the head! I want the balls! HaHaHa!!!

For the ass cake, there was a lot of "eating ass" and "piece of ass" jokes lol Smiley
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Okay, pardon me...but I cannot resist this comment I am about to make.......


I guess whomever the cake is for likes a creamy center.... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2009 06:25:37 PM »

hahaha i love the penis cake! it's hilarious.
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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2009 07:59:08 PM »

Hahaha! Did you eat it yet?
That's cool.
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009 03:28:05 PM »

I was WAY out of the city for the party so I didn't eat any.

Everyone told me they enjoyed it though  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009 10:32:44 AM »

Wow! What detail! I love the butt cake! The penis looks a little too real  Tongue! Good job!
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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2009 08:21:13 AM »

omg, i love that its cumming! genius!
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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2009 03:24:58 PM »

omg, i love that its cumming! genius!

Another friend requested a big bowl of cum icing, and he wants to get a squirt gun and shoot it at people  Cool
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« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2009 12:24:33 PM »

Fabulous, I especially like the airbrushing detailing!
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« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2009 06:34:34 AM »

are these cake pans?

Did you just buy a airbrush machine from the craft store?
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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2009 10:46:19 PM »

Haha awesome! Loveee the butt cake !
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