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Topic: Phallic 40 oz. cozy = NSFW, NSFK  (Read 17538 times)
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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2009 05:27:18 AM »

ROTFLOL!!!! that is hilarious! And what great work! love the vein detail   Cheesy

« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2009 06:06:55 AM »

that is too freakin awesome! LMAO
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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2009 06:29:45 AM »

Thanks everyone for the kind words!! I'm touched you guys appreciate it, and I'm glad I could brighten a few days  Grin

The cluster of phallic cacti in the background is a nice touch lol
I'm glad someone noticed. Smiley Wish I could say I planned that.

Did you keep the bottle in there?
I used an empty 40 to help with shaping during the making. I switched it out for a full one before giving it to him.

Penis juice, yum LOL.
Penis juice apparently tastes like Colt 45.

He should take this everywhere with him and drink from it often. LOL! ... I can't wait to show this to my husband. I only ever really show him the NSFW stuff, so he thinks that all crocheters are dirty girls.  Wink
He did, and does. Those are only the nicer action shots out of many, many taken over the Memorial Day weekend.

And yes, we are. At least the fun ones are.

How in the world did you code it to spin?
I just made an animated GIF using Adobe Photoshop and ImageReady. There are tutorials available Wink

you should totally sell these, i bet everyone knows someone who'd love to get one!
I would love to, but for me these kinds of projects are a labor of love. I don't have the time to make enough to sell, but I can post a tutorial of sorts with as many of the details of construction as I can recall, if there's a demand for it.
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2009 08:38:59 AM »

Holy god...that is amazing!

I believe in the radical possibilities of pleasure, babe.
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« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2009 08:58:48 AM »

I can't stop laughing. AWESOME!

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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2009 09:40:44 AM »

WOW, just WOW, and like someone else said, I was having a really crappy Monday until I saw that and it has totally brightened my day.
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« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2009 11:16:32 AM »

I can't believe this!!  I love it!

Surround yourself with beautiful things!!

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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2009 11:22:55 AM »

 Cheesy LOL This is too funny! Love it!

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« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009 12:07:15 PM »

God has blessed you with such talent! hehehehe! I love the jizz coming out.

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« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2009 12:17:21 PM »

Normally, I dont comment on things if theres alot of comments already.  But this is just hilarious!  The action shot was a total riot!  And the first picture where you have it infront of your cactus plant was funny too, because the cactus look like a bunch of man parts as well. Grin

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