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« on: January 01, 2009 05:56:08 AM »

The second in a series of stitches that I'm doing because I have time on my hands and the ability to stitch up whatever comes into my head.

You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head and you feel like it won't go away until you listen to it? That's my explanation for this. It is perhaps one of the most hilarious things anyone has ever said to me, and it lived in my head until I finally poured it out onto fabric. My friend Shane - who was also the inspiration for a cross stitch that said Eat Farts - said this during our podcast Emergency Pants http://emergency-pants.net/ While the story that followed was pretty funny, this question was the best part as far as I'm concerned. Semi-maturish, I guess.

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009 07:18:48 AM »

thats pretty funny. and you made one that says eat farts? i dont care how old i get, farts will never stop being funny.
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009 08:08:55 AM »

thats pretty funny. and you made one that says eat farts? i dont care how old i get, farts will never stop being funny.

I agree, farts are hilarious! Cheesy Here's the Eat Farts stitch - https://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=261297.msg2927643#msg2927643
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2009 01:20:50 PM »

oh god, thats so funny. have you ever seen the movie "baby mamma"? its not that great, but there is one line in it that made my friend and i laugh out loud- when amy pohler says "i'm sorry i farted in your purse". so of course i started saying it to my friend all the time after that. maybe i'll make her a "i fart in your purse" embroidery.  she'd love it.
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2009 02:13:12 PM »

I never thought I'd see the words "horse semen" in cross stitch.
And then came Beefranck. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2009 01:57:51 PM »

LOL! Nice stitching.
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009 01:38:04 PM »

My dad sells bison hybrid "genetics"...I need one that says "bull semen story," because god, he's said that phrase before!
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009 06:30:15 AM »

Thanks Kittykill! Smiley

I never thought I'd see the words "horse semen" in cross stitch.
And then came Beefranck. Smiley

That's kind of what I'm here for, I think. I mean, not the "horse semen" part specifically, but I do enjoy the unexpected. Smiley

My dad sells bison hybrid "genetics"...I need one that says "bull semen story," because god, he's said that phrase before!

That is so awesome! Cheesy That is pretty much what the story was about -  and the man who had the horse semen referred to it at "horse materials." Grin
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