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Topic: Billy Bob and Bertha's Redneck Wedding  (Read 2037 times)
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« on: October 14, 2009 08:21:00 PM »

I have written a new theatrical production called "Billy Bob and Bertha's Redneck Wedding" complete with a beer can arch, twinkie wedding cake and toilet planters.  This is in no means meant to disrespect anyone and is in good fun.  I know that this forum is full of brides who are seriously planning their dream wedding, but I am hoping that your creativity can help make my production successful!  My question is:  What would you like to see at a redneck wedding?  The guys are in camouflage, the girls are in daisy duke shorts, paper plates, paper towels for napkins, and plastic cups with a sharpie to write your name on the side.  How would you decorate?  What songs would you like to hear?  How would you dress your wedding party?  Help Billy Bob and Bertha make it the most raucous wedding it could be!  Thanks, Jane
« Last Edit: October 16, 2009 06:39:03 AM by JaneGwen » THIS ROCKS   Logged

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Enthusiatically act upon,
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009 07:03:33 PM »

I witnessed a redneck wedding not too long ago. It wasn't really my thing, but each to his or her own! :-)

They had the groomsmen and groom pose with shotguns, the wedding was held at the county fair grounds, and their transportation was a tractor pulled hay ride. Hope this helps!
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009 02:49:46 PM »

I know there is a reality TV show, "redneck weddings" or "my redneck wedding" or something like that. It's fascinating yet horribly depressing to watch, and might give you some ideas.
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009 01:55:24 PM »

Thank you both for your responses!

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Sincerely believe in,
Vividly imagine, and
Enthusiatically act upon,
Must inevitably come to pass.
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