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Topic: Vagoo Towel W/ Penis cross-stitch... ADULT CONTENT! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!  (Read 15704 times)
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« on: October 29, 2008 11:17:17 PM »

WARNING! This is a post with ADULT CONTENT! Carry on. -your faithful moderator....

So... I cross-stitched something for the first time in ages.

I may have to add another penis or a vagina on the other side, and I'm not happy with the pubic hair... I should have picked a brownish color. I haven't finished it off yet, in case I decide I want to change that.

The font was done with a free font online, although I did that months ago and can't find it now, the penis is all me, in fact, I sorta stitched the outline without having any idea at all what I was doing.

Without further ado, the Vagoo Towel (followed by reason for need of Vagoo towel, which is probably tmi.

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At my boyfriend's house (who lives with two other guys and a pretty useless girl, so it's VERY bachelor-esque) there are five towels. To get to the bathroom from his bedroom, I must walk in the hallway visible by the livingroom.

Suffice to say, I don't like walking there naked. And I don't like putting my clothes on after sex without a bit of wiping up. So I decided to buy my very own towel for my very own vagoo... which then became a project to make sure no one else uses my vagoo towel.

I just hope he doesn't throw it in the laundry to take to his father's house like he does with everything else. >.<
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008 11:40:35 PM »

Tee hee! I secretly find this very funny Smiley It's also highly utilitarian and I appreciate that  Wink


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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008 12:19:11 AM »

This is soooooo funny!!!!
I love it!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008 12:26:17 AM »

Oh my..... wow.  Shocked

It made me LOL.  Grin

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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008 02:01:18 AM »

OMG you are awesome ! that towel is awesome ! the whole idea is awesome ! me and the BF  love it !!!

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008 02:09:39 AM »

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so funny.... I was going to ask a question but I will just keep it to myself... hahahahaha... great stitching! the hairs are actually funny!




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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008 04:43:30 AM »

That is freakin' awesome!  I'm definitely stealing that word. Cheesy

« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2008 05:43:52 AM »

What a brilliant soloution to a awquard problem thats totaly brilliant ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,, far better than just getting a dressing gown Grin I think I may have to make my slef a vagoo towl to keep in the bedroom just coz of how cool that5 ios  Cheesy

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008 05:49:34 AM »

hahaha hilarious.. thats a great penis you have there Wink hahahhah

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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008 06:32:00 AM »

Ahahahahahaha!  I love it!  Grin

Vagoo = win

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