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« on: October 20, 2007 01:32:22 PM »

I have finally taken pics of my first three attempts at "porno hankies"! I only  used split stitch for all of them, as that was the stitch I was learning at the time. I'm posting only the links so as to not offend - although I know that many of you will get my sense of humour...

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My next WIP is a series of three porno hankies based on the "pinup girls" patterns on needlecrafter.com. I'm subverting them a little, sorta like the recent zombie-fying of the jitterbug girl...

Thanks for looking!

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007 02:49:47 PM »

And that's why I don't use that feature (recent with pics) when my kids are in the room.  The post was very clear about the content, so when I looked at "Recent Unread Posts" and saw this entry, I just shut the old bedroom door and clicked on those links.

Fantastic needlework, and I thought they were awful cute.  I mean, dainty, ladylike needlework used to depict raunchy sex scenes - too awesome!  Yes, I think the lady in the third pic needs to have the harness showing - or make her/him a transgendered person Wink

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2007 05:00:22 PM »

good idea to link the pics - but those are fantastic

I was sitting at a soccer game today.. sadly my son's crew is the losing-est in the league so I tend to not pay much attention as they get their asses kicked week after week...and I was embroidering a motif for a jacket that I'm sewing.  I was wishing the whole time that I was doing a craft that would make the winning-est team parents yell something besides "great job timmy!"  Something sweet and offensive at the same time would have been perfect... there's still three long losing weeks left Smiley

« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2007 06:02:42 PM »

Those are awesome! You did a great job and I love the colors you chose!! Kick ass!!  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2007 06:05:12 PM »

I love these!  They are just so awesome.  They'd make a great gift (especially for my friends). LOL.

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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2007 06:09:37 PM »

I love these, I would buy them
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007 09:55:09 PM »

we have the same sense of humor!
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007 10:12:38 PM »

What a great idea!  And you executed it so well, too!  Not sure I'd feel comfortable wiping my nose on them... but I'm sure I could figure out something to use them for.  Ahem. Wink

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2007 07:42:17 AM »

Wow! Thanks for all the positive feedback! I didn't think they were so great as my first attempts, but it sounds like I'm doing something right.

I couldn't sell these ones, I made them when I was pregnant for my impossibly drippy nose. Used goods. And besides, where would I sell them?!?

Thanks again for looking, now I'm inspired to get right to my next series!

« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2007 02:57:48 PM »

These are awesome. I've been meaning to switch to hankies (more enviro friendly) and these could be just the push. I'll have to embrodier some -  not so 'out there' but along the same theme. Thanks for the idea!
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