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« on: June 18, 2007 07:02:49 PM »

Okay this is too much information, but I just have to share this funny story.

SO... my oldest daughter who is 9, is obsessed with boobs. She pokes at mine all the time. I tell her that she needs to respect people's space and not touch people if they ask not to be touched. Her response is usually a giggly " But I like boobs".

So the other night we were all downstairs watching a movie and she asked to sit on my lap and cuddle and sure enough she pokes my boob. I tell her " That is it, I am going to crochet you a little boob on a keychain so that whenever you get the urge to poke mine again, you can just squeeze the heck out of the one I made you"

So I made her a boob on a keychain. I have to say as weird as this all sounds, it was a great idea I had!


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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007 07:05:37 PM »

Adorable! I can think of a few guy friends who wouldn't mind having some of these to fiddle with (not as good as the real thing, I'm assuming, but cute and fun none-the-less).
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007 07:25:44 PM »

I love it.  Ya know at first I was thinking maybe you had made her a boob bra Shocked

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007 07:33:57 PM »

Love the story!  Oh what a mom will do for a child!  Love the boobie keychain!
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007 08:06:55 PM »

so cute.Did you write a pattern for it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007 08:12:09 PM »

That is so funny. And cute.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007 08:32:11 PM »

That's a cute story my youngest god daughter Lucy(whose in the pic with me) has a habit of hitting me in the rear, whenever she does that in front of her little brother (my only godson, I have 5 god daughter's) he'll stand in front of her and shout 'no hit momma dee on her butt!' so yeah cute things kids will do and say. I love your story and how you fixed it in the end, the keychain is too cute.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007 06:29:37 AM »

Boobie keychain pattern: For personal use only. You may not use this pattern to make items to sell.

Starting with nipple (pink yarn) use e hook

Row 1: Ch 2. 6 sc in second ch from hk. Sl st into first sc.

Row 2: Ch 1. Sc in each sc around (6 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 3: Ch 1. Sc in each sc around (6 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 4: Ch 1. 2 sc in each sc around (12 stitches). Sl st to join.

Now for the breast (cream yarn) use f hook

Row 5: Ch 1. 2 sc in next st. 1 sc in next stitch. Repeat this all the way around (18 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 6: Ch 1. Sc in each stitch around (18 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 7: Ch 1. 2 sc in next st. 1 sc in each of next 2 st. Repeat this around ( 24 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 8: Ch 1. Sc in each stitch around (24 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 9-10: Repeat row 8. Sl st to join.

Row 11-12: 2sctog for next st (back loops only for first row). Repeat this around (12 stitches).  Sl st to join.

Adding O ring (keychain part)

Ch. 1. Holding the key ring next to  your yarn, bring your hook under the ring and yarn over coming back under the ring to bring up a loop. Make one sc. Put hook through next stitch and going under the fing again, yo and make another sc. Do this 5 times. this will secure the ring to the boob. Ch. 1. Sl st through all 5 sc you just made. Fasten off. Weave in ends.

Twala! Now you have a boob keychain.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007 08:26:21 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Thanks for sharing the pattern!
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007 12:45:52 PM »

 Cheesy That's creative....love it, thanks for sharin' the story & pattern.
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007 09:52:39 AM »

OK, so my friend from work begged me to make her a boob keychain to give to her roommate for his birthday.  So I did.  It went over pretty well.  LOL.  Thanks again for sharing the pattern, and pretty much every guy I know is getting a boob keychain for Christmas.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007 03:23:14 PM »

OMG! Cheesy I am so making one tonight! Not only would my two breastfed little ones love this, my hubby would too! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007 03:24:07 PM »

Incredible! I must make one Smiley.
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007 03:33:45 PM »

this is so great. i'm not a hooker but your boob keychain makes me want to be one!! (yeah..... definitely one of the weirder things i've said.)
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007 04:33:41 PM »

creative for sure!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007 07:11:26 AM »

Thanks everyone! I'm glad this project is a hit!
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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007 04:43:49 PM »

I made one!

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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007 04:55:48 PM »

Those are great. As they say, necessity is the mother of invention.
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2007 08:09:33 PM »

wow thats hilarious! you can just tell her she will have her own boobs in a few years.

i know my bf would love to have one of those things! it would be great if you could find a way to put sand in it or something to make it extra squishy.
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2007 08:46:22 AM »

Thanks everyone. I added what hooks I used to the pattern in post #7. I forgot that first time around.

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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2007 09:06:23 AM »

LOL.  I love Craftster...it's the only place you can post pictures of a boob keychain and not be called a perv, LOL!!

Great job on the boob. :] It looks great!
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2007 10:47:49 AM »

That is inspired. BUt has is stopped the boob abuse? Grin
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2007 11:13:53 AM »

LOL, thanks for sharing the story.  What a nifty idea. I, too, would like to know if the boob key chain has stopped the boob abuse. 
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2007 10:47:40 PM »

haha thats great.  I hope it stopped the  poking.
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2007 06:29:41 AM »

I have to say, since giving these to my daughters, they are happily leaving mine alone! LOL!

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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2007 09:46:29 AM »

That is so cool - Lydia, I love your boobie! I must make one - probably for my husband in my case. My boys seem more obsessed with my wobbly tummy - they make their fingers bounce up & down on it. I suppose it's a novelty to them, with their tight little muscled tummies!
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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2007 03:07:58 PM »

Love the fact that you actually made her, her own boob to poke!!! I will defo make a pair of these, cos I'm flat chested and it will make my friends laugh!!! Thanx for sharing the pattern!!! Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2007 07:59:23 AM »

love your boob job! *lol* This is so cute and a funny story to boot! I'm going to hunt around my stash in a moment to make one of these for my husband. See...my husband is an Over The Road Truck Driver. So yeah...I'm making him one so he shall have my boob with him at all times *lol*!
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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2007 09:43:12 AM »

I love this idea! i may have to make one as i have a boob obsessed 4 year old brother (no matter how many time is tell him its wrong he still grabs them!!!)  Grin
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« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2007 02:42:40 PM »

Ha ha...so, before I even got as far as the tutorial you'd posted, I was mentally scanning my yarn stash for the most boob-like fiber...it's BF's birthday...hope I get it done before he wakes up!!!
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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2007 07:54:30 PM »

I'd love to see everyone's boobs when you are done! *that sounds so perverted*

I am so excited, because a lady from Venus Magazine was at a show I vended at last night and she took pictures of my boob keychains!
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2007 08:27:34 AM »

That story is so funny.  I gotta say, though, that nipple is HUGE!
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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2007 01:10:51 PM »

ha! that's so funny! i couldn't get my daughter to stop breast feeding until after she turned 2! now she's 5 and thinks it's hilarious when her 10 month old brother tries to pull down my shirt to nurse. I think I need to make one of these for the little guy.
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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2007 04:49:53 PM »

Too funny.

Thanks for the pattern.
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2007 09:47:34 AM »

Thanks everyone!

Now I need to figure out how to make a set for a keychain! LOL!
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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2007 01:20:57 PM »

This is a great idea for stocking stuffers for the men in my life ... Thanks!
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« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2007 10:10:44 PM »

Hahaha I love the story and the keychain....a lot of guys I work with need one of these come the holiday times.
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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2007 04:06:43 PM »

 Cheesy That would be so cute for a new mother...or men! Thanks for the pattern!
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« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2007 07:31:24 PM »

This made me actually laugh out loud, hehe. I think I'll have to make my bf one to carry with him. :p
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« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2007 07:20:56 AM »

haha i couldnt stop giggling while i was makin my boob this morning
I attached it to a keychain that had a breast cancer awareness ribbon on it already

my cam is broke, but i'll post pics when it comes back.

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« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2007 07:28:03 AM »

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« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2007 03:24:52 PM »

Grandmabetty: I love it! You did a great job and I think it is so cool that you put it on a breast cnacer awareness keychain.
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« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2007 04:29:49 PM »

Very cool, love it added to the breast cancer awareness keychain. I gotta make one of these, hehehe.
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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2007 06:58:46 PM »

This is too cute, thanks for sharing! Now, perhaps you could figure out how to make a "chic filet" (bra insert) for a keychain. I would love to make my s-i-l one. Ones of hers fell out while dancing, and everyone continued to dance around it....she would love it. Any takers?
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omg!i just love it! i am off to crochet a few with pink ribbions!!!!!!!! bravo!
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