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« on: April 17, 2007 06:56:23 AM »

I'm hosting a White Trash Bash in my backyard this summer and need some wonderful ideas for inexpensive (since they'll only be up for a day) outdoor decoration.

We know we want thrift store furniture, flamingos, baby pools, and such things....

But I know I can find genius ideas here!

I want em' all! Keep em' coming!!!

« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007 07:15:14 AM »

Wrap Twinkies in foil, decorate them and put them on tiny wheels so they look like Airstream trailers?
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007 01:24:35 PM »

OMG that twinky idea is fabulous!! You could put old tires out, bales of hay to sit on, ...hmmm. This is starting to seem like what my yard always looks like Huh

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007 03:25:51 PM »

Ha! Don't forget the chinese style patio lanterns in red blue yellow and green! And the plastic table cloths from Walmart for the picnic table. Invite Earl, Billy-Bob, Ethel and Bambi, have a couple of old broken down cars in the yard with dogs using them as homes and, some really awful teeth and your set for the best par-tay of the year. Please post some pics. I think this is an awesome idea of yours and I'd like to see what you end up with!!! Oh yeah and HUBCAPS you have to do something with hubcaps!!! Maybe even some road kill. Okay maybe I'm thinking more hillbilly than white trash...I dunno!
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007 12:44:12 PM »

my dh used to throw hillbilly hoedowns that later turned into riverrat renuions....still the same! he would make these hilarious fliers that would list the rules: 1. No spitting near the food, 2) no kissing, especially your sister!, etc...
then he would have some sort of crazy activity...one year it was "pass yer sister" where the men would line up and pass along a sister of someone in that line. they would pass the women by holding on to their waste.
the worst one, or the best one, depending on how you look at it is a Cool hand Luke boiled egg eating contest . The ate as many eggs that they could in 30 minutes YIKES! the winner promptly threw up...so you could make it safer where you could see who could eat 5 boiled eggs in the shortest time. the winner at my dh's party ate 27 eggs! dh ate 14, the second place guy ate 25!
you have to play some sort of hillbilly or oldfashion country music. dh always play a lot of bluegrasss and the Southern Culture on the Skids is also very popular.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007 07:53:26 PM »

Oh, you really need to find someone with a Camero to park in the lawn.

« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007 10:58:44 AM »

y'all should definitely go to that party, none of y'all can spell worth a lick!
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007 01:07:13 PM »

Oh, you really need to find someone with a Camero to park in the lawn.

Or, an El Camino...you should also have the plastic milk crates for seats!


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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2007 01:18:47 PM »

this sounds like my kinda party,

make everyone dress in tiny shorts and wife beaters

and for party games, get a needle and give each other home made tats!
barbecued roadkill!
maybe not....

everything i think of is way too disgusting im sorry
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007 07:56:45 AM »

id make sure to get some fake barbed wire tattoos and maybe a mullet wig.  deffenetly try to find someone with an old beat up camaro to come park in your yard...or better yet...drag it up into your yard  and if youre serving food put it in old butter bowls and drink from old jelly jars.  and get some cheap beer and instead of a cooler use an old bathtub, wheelbarrow,  or if its a really big party use the back of someones truck.  and hang up some christmas lights if u dont still have them hanging up...  haha  how do i know so much about this
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