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Topic: First crochet attempt gone wrong(adult content)  (Read 4477 times)
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2007 12:16:44 AM »

Haha, I love it. You so just made my day.
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2007 07:17:45 PM »

Ok, I'm sitting here in the living room with my mom, dad and brother in the room, and I could barely keep from falling off my seat with laughter!

My favorite was the labels. I know it's childish, but nutsack made me laugh.

You've gotten way further than any of my crochet attempts, I end up just making long strings, I can't ever seem to make it fatter (like a square) without it getting all curly, me getting frustrated, and then it getting ripped apart! I applaud your attempt, even if it did turn out to be a penis.
Dont' feel bad, mine do the same thing, but if you keep going they stop doing it. It's because there's too much tension in your starting chain.

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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2007 08:18:24 AM »

nice lableing...  It's even funnier because it is yellow, which makes the piss make sense.  I was expecting it to be pink.. haha.  you should make another one in the right colors!
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007 07:09:25 PM »

I laughed and then my boyfriend had to look, too. We agree. It is a penis.  Cheesy

Hey, at least it's way more interesting than the crazy trapezoids most people start out with (like me)! You know - adding or missing the last stitch and having a weird edge.

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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2007 05:33:52 PM »

Oh holy hell. You wouldn't believe the crap day I've had today. THIS is my highlight! Grin Thank You for making a penis.


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