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lovelyxmalia
« on: December 04, 2006 03:37:45 AM »

I haven't created it yet, but my younger brother is always causing a riot in Wal Mart and I just found this online that I want to use as a WANTED poster scrapbooking page.  Let me know what you think.  I found it hilarious!


Dear Mr. Liam Moriarty
Over the past six months, you have been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against you are listed below.

Things Mr. Liam Moriarty has done while shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least .

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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cherryrose
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007 05:07:19 AM »

Oh my god, he really did all those things!? Awesome, you have a cool brother! haha what's his age? Funny guy. The idea of a wanted posters is good but I do hope it doesn't stop him!  Grin Grin Roll Eyes
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goldfishhead
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2007 12:26:12 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAA!!

Oh. My. God.

These are the moments you have to commemorate. Too bad you cant get the footage, and use some stills so scrapbook.

those poor employees!
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