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« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2006 05:39:35 PM »

i say make a little felt voodoo doll of him, fill it with cat nip and let your cat maul him to death  Grin

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« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2006 09:08:45 AM »

i'm with the other posters who suggested focusing on your well being rather than getting your revenge on this guy (really, doing that could just make him feel all the more arrogant that he threw you for such a loop). my suggestion: a 4-ft tall cardboard cutout of a guy with his hand held out like at Disney World and a word bubble: "You must be this tall to date me." 
then put it in your room somewhere and laugh everytime you see it and think, "He so didn't deserve me."
And it wasn't a waste of time, b/c otherwise you would just have to go through it with a similar guy later, and in your 30s that's the kind of stuff that gives you forehead wrinkles. Better to get it out of the way now.  Wink
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2006 12:23:35 PM »

In a (possibly disturbed?) continuation of blackrasp's idea, if you're making hamburgers at some point, put a little extra aside to make a person-burger, then feed him to your neighbor's dog. Smiley

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« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2006 04:58:11 PM »

Make a pinata of him and bash it relentlessly with a baseball bat.


paint a life size image of him onto wood, whip out the cleaver and practice your knife throwing. just, ya know, be careful  Wink
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