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Okay, guys, prepare to be wowed. I received from the_christine a week or so ago, and these are the amazing things I was blessed with:


When I first opened the huge box I was sent, this little Craftman tool box (much to my boyfriend's chagrin - he works for Sears) was looking at me. I was slightly confused and wondered if the_christine got her swaps confused with each other. 


However, I opened up the box and found that the top lid was completely covered in what appears to be origami paper of some sort.


It does have that type of design, doesn't it?

 
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There is a little tray-type of thing that you can pull off of the top of the inside of the box, which cleverly hides the sexy paper that decorates the inside of the box.


The letter inside the box, which explains, among other things, that she thought the box would be great for hiding my toys and such since I live with my boyfriend's folks (it is) and that knitted condoms are for novelty use only...more on that later.




The top shot is a picture of the nifty packaging for the bottom item - a little lock. I'm unsure of what I will do with it right now, but I do love the tiny little detailing.






The top two shots are of the top and side of a tin that she sent me - the top has an octopus-looking guy on it, which is a silly nod to a popular kind of hentai that I find amusing and disturbing at the same time. The side says "safe sex is good sex" - I'm a huge advocate for that type of thing. The bottom picture is what was inside the box - a little knit condom...


...which I promptly put on my penis.

 
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This is a little knit bag that says "I <3 MY CUNT" (a nod to my feminist side, I think?) with a cool little pocket on the inside. I'm not sure what I will use it for as of yet, but I think it might be a good place for my money, phone, and whatnot when I'm out at art fairs and such during the summer. I love this bag so much - you have no idea how much I love it. I just need to find the perfect use for it!

 
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Another awesome bag with embroidery of people on it - this was put to use over the weekend holding some emergency sewing supplies for a trip I was on.

 
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The last thing I got is also the most informative - the Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex (I'm a deviant, I know!). I asked for some information on different positions and such that could be used for anal and the_christine sent me this book with, well, everything I had ever possibly wanted to know about anal sex but had no one to ask. I haven't had a chance to really sit down with this book (it's not exactly a good dinnertime read, methinks) but I plan on sitting down with my boy and reading through it together. It's awesome.

Thank you SO much, the_christine. You really spoiled me with so many great crafts...and you made me totally nervous that my crafts are SO not going to live up to this type of greatness.

FINALLY posting pictures of my package...


This is the inside of my ocean-themed toy boy ;-)


here's the outside of the box


Here's one of the washcloths, it says "PENIS"


Here's the other washcloth that has two boobs on it :-D


altoid tin?!


NO! box of condoms and lube!


this is Bobby the Boner, who currently resides on my desk.


AAAAND a "FUCK ME" candy heart-type pillow :-)


Thank you again, BioformCallie! I love everything!

Pictures!

From CelestialXXDreams:

The Box: I don't even want to think about all the fun she had with the sequins. Lol.






Tie thingys:


Chocolate flavored candy things:


And six magnets: which live on the side of my computer.




Thanks! I really like those magnets and the fur on the box is too funny!

well here are the requested closeups!

the leopard pasties!


my favorite ! the vagina wrist cuff (originally from the vagina swap given to...or made by crafty dame)


some cluseups




another picture including the leg garter and  leapordy velvet vulva (w/card purse again for color)


I love the nude card purse leopard velvet vulva purse and vulvular vynyl wrist cuff !
thanks again
you are so talented with a sewing machine!

I received today!  Couldn't get any "opening package" pics because my DH RIPPED the box open to see what was inside!  LOL!  MEN!    

Here is a pic of everything:


And the pasties (wowzas, I got a BUNCH!)

I personally like the hat ones the best!  LOL!  They are so cute and unexpected!

The magnets (which made me laugh out loud since I made very similar ones for my DH when he was deployed!)


Collars, if I'm correct!  LOL!  My DH LOVES these!


And a naughty box (giggles)


Thank you Dreambelle!      I can't wait to do a little dance for the hubbs now!  LOL!

I got a totally awesome package in the mail today from Instantkarma! 

Firstly, a rad crochet bikini


Various sized cozies to keep my arsenal warm, and a crochet dick with a PA!


Some awesome penis earrings, cherry earrings, and paper/bead earrings that match a conspicuously flesh toned bracelet!  I can wear porn in public now, without actually offending anyone


Action shot


And finally, the most awesome thing about the penis.... I can push the balls aside and wear it on my finger.  Or hide a tube of chapstick in there


Woohoo!  Love it all, definitely a great day too as I needed a little mood boost and am getting a giggle out of wearing blue dicks for earrings!

I see my partner received hers, so I thought I'd post some pics. 

The first thing is this painting of a vajayjay.  I did a highlight on the clit, lol, and couldn't figure out if I should call it "the golden nugget" or "Light of my life" since someone pointed out it kinda looked like a flame on a candle too.   I thought it kinda had a goddess type look and she is holding the clit instead of a moon like you normally see her, but I think it is all open to interpretation.


A carved bar of soap .. to resemble a vajayjay. (See a theme here?)


Pretty in pink tatas & vajayjays!  (Don't the tatas look almost like cupcakes?!)  Magnets.


And last but not least ... edible massage lotion.    Pina Colada flavor!  Mmmm

ok, here are my pics (sorry about poor quality in some) Thanks again Missapril!

I got:

-an "bhagdad ass up" tshirt from my wists, in my favorite colors
-some army men to make the trash can on my wists
-3 things of flavored body butter that has real 24 karat gold in it (and tastes awesome)
-flavored lube and body paint
-a mini-flogger
- a "toy box" to put everything in
- some purple nippple pasties
-lavender bath fizzies

the whole shebang (minus one tube of flavored lube....cause we already used it )



closeup of the flavored goodies



the toy box



tshirt, army men, flogger, and the inside of the box lid

So there I was, all set to pester Kles879 to post pics of what I sent her, when I realized I never posted pics of what she sent me!

Without further ado:

The gorgeous wrist and ankle cuffs, blindfold, and little tickly thing.  I love the fabric!


Some store bought stuff:


Action shot! (a clean one  )


Thank you so much!

Woot woot! Here's my awesome crafts-a t-shirt, blindfold, 2 cozies, nipple dangler, and chocolate nipples!

Side note: The nipple danglers aren't pictured as they are temporarily lost in my room due to a...fit of passion...lol.

Sorry the pics are so big...my camera makes big pictures......





By the way, I LOVE the pirate fabric, AND the chocolates are delicious!

I recieved!

and the crafting talent of my partner is incredible

(she even made the coolest reproduction of the vagina wrist cuff from the vagina swap!wich is now proudly worn in public)
leapord pasties,breast adornments a leopard velvet vagina pouch, and even (a homemade vibrator from a chocolate tin the size of an altoids tin!?) (wow)
here are pictures



for some reason Im having upload troubles so I squeezed these in before the upload process kindof went crazy lastnight hope they work okay if not I will post more specifically later.

thank you so much!

Here's a picture of everything I got! A bit of nudity so I'll just post the url.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/2431498505_3c9e9b9203.jpg
A condom box (small), sexy stationery, and some art I need to find the right place for... Perfect timing for the stationery and some of it is already at my fiancés place. I was thinking about how long it was since I actually wrote him a letter, and then this showed up in the mail! He appreciated it, and hopefully he'll appreciate trying out the rest.

The box opens up to reveal... A tie me up kit for beginners Um... I should have cropped more of the lid perhaps. Tell me if this is too much nudity :/


Aaand... This is what I found in the condom box: Pasties! With tassles


Thank you Edel!

I have received my package!

I got a lovely crochet cosy, a little box, 6 fab penis soap and some brilliant sex playing cards

All


Close up of the cards

Ok, I'm having trouble with craftster picture hosting. I wait the five minutes for a picture to upload and then nothing. It only let me save the first one. I hope you all can see the fabulous things I've received from bigfatroses!!!



My favorite is the large stuffy!! He's so cute and I've named him Gigantore. A large pink chocolate vagina, a large chocolate penis with nuts in the nuts!! Silver vagina earrings and silver vagina pendant necklace. An embellished thong that I wore yesterday (after pics were taken). It's absolutely beautiful and perfect fit! AND she sent me alot of extra goodies! She used the naughty stocking as wrapping to protect the chocolate but I love that too!!

Yay!  I'm so glad you like everything!    

Here's the only close-up of the jewelry I have at the moment- my camera is really sucky when it comes to close-ups though