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1  COOKING / Dessert / Re: more dirty cakes! [adults only!] on: May 17, 2008 02:06:06 PM
thanks everyone!  to answer your questions in no particular order...

  • the cakes did taste amazing.  i am a hardcore believer that every part of a cake should taste good.  revolutionary, i know.  but the erotic bakery here in town just makes a sheet cake and slaps a set of marzipan boobs or a marzipan penis on there and calls it done.  sure it looks good, but you can't eat the best part!
  • i don't use molds, i carve my cakes by hand.  i use ovenproof bowls to make round things and carve the other parts out of sheet cake.
  • i did lay out the cakes with the penis facing the boobs, so the implication was that it wrote its own name on there.
  • i didn't want to eat cake for a week afterwards because i snacked so much on the leftovers.  i know that wasn't a question, i just felt like sharing.
  • i would like to open my own feminist-oriented erotic bakery (our working title is cunt). you know, a tribute to the human form, sculpted in cake! what could be better? i just need to graduate from design school first.
  • also, i took pictures all along the way, so if you guys want to see the whole process start to finish i can put those photos online.  i just don't want to do the work if no one cares. Wink

i don't know why i made that into a list, but it was fun anyways.  it's easier to read bullets than paragraphs for some reason.  thanks again for all the kind words!  next time i don't think i'm going to go as out and out raunchy, because it's more titillating when there are fun details that hide the "naughty" parts and make fun of our shame about our bodies.
2  COOKING / Dessert / Re: more dirty cakes! [adults only!] on: May 16, 2008 07:07:20 PM
oooh, sorry!  i didn't realize the picture would show up on the main page.  i put a warning gif in there.
3  COOKING / Dessert / Re: more dirty cakes! [adults only!] on: May 16, 2008 06:42:33 PM
oops!  i had it linked off another site and while i can see it, it looks like others cannot.  i uploaded it to my gallery here!
4  COOKING / Dessert / Re: more dirty cakes! [adults only!] on: May 16, 2008 06:26:51 PM
oh and i also wish i had left the pubes off the penis cake... they aren't really in the right place.  next time i'll just stick brown sprinkles in the balls to look like straggly hairs.
5  COOKING / Dessert / more dirty cakes! [adults only!] on: May 16, 2008 06:23:30 PM
after the great success of the butt cake, i made two more dirty cakes for a friend and his fiancee's engagement party.  the boob cake was for him, and the penis cake for her.  this time around i used the marshmallow fondant and it was awesome!  tasted great and gave me that smooth finish.  i also made the buttercream from scratch (recipe off the same site as the fondant recipe) and it was amazing.  i tried to make the cake from scratch as well, but it came out rock hard, so i had to go box at the last minute.

what do you guys think?  they loved their gifts!  i did have some slight problems with the fondant on the boob cake.  you can see some irregularity (cellulite?) on the left boob.  not quite sure what happened, but it kept cracking, so i had to go over it a lot with water and then brush cornstarch over the whole thing to dry it off.  it was weird.
6  CLOTHING / Clothing: Completed Projects: General / Re: The mustard dress on: April 08, 2008 12:01:04 PM
That is absolutely adorable!  I want one!
7  CLOTHING / Clothing: Completed Projects: General / Re: Another garment made of handwoven on: April 08, 2008 11:20:35 AM
That is so beautiful!  I love drapey layering tops like this.

I would really like to get into weaving.  Maybe I'll just have to audit some classes in the fibers department at school.

*checks summer schedule.
8  HOME SWEET HOME / Interior Decorating: Completed Projects / Re: Circles and Faux Finish Baby Nursery on: February 05, 2008 11:35:17 AM
Oh my goodness, your baby is adorable!  The room is ok too, I guess. Wink
9  COOKING / Dessert / Re: My First Foray into Cake Decorating: The Ass Cake! on: February 04, 2008 10:56:00 AM
Nice!  I want to do boobies next.  It's basically the same as the butt.  This time I'm going to make my own cake + icing and do the microwave thing.

Did you do the nipples with marzipan?
10  COOKING / Dessert / Re: My First Foray into Cake Decorating: The Ass Cake! on: February 03, 2008 08:41:18 PM
LOL It's fun!  I have a book called 'naughty cakes' though I think you may have inspired me to try one, wonder if it's too faux pas to do for an 11th anniversary (no other anything cake worthy coming up soon lol)

Yeah, I totally have the sequel to that book!  That was what inspired me to do the butt.  They did theirs a little different... The legs and back were all sugarpaste.  I liked mine better because there was more cake to eat. Wink
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