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1  My lumpy Barbie cake in Dessert by outoftheash on: January 18, 2009 01:00:43 PM
I decided to make a cake for my friends birthday, so i think BARBIE.  why not. i even found one with pink hair!  but then I gave it a terrible hair cut in an attempt at something.... stylish... oh nevermind.
the cake!

doesn't she look happy?  and lumpy... and oddly wide in the middle... and... a little off.  so yah she's a little funny looking. 

My friend requested carrot cake, and as i had never made such a thing from scratch, I eagerly took on the challenge.  Now i realize there are cake molds out there for such a purpose, and there are also dolls specially made without silly legs to get in the way.  I, however, decided my friend needed a REAL barbie, with real legs, and i was determined to use the many pans I had at home. 
This poor girl's dress was made out of a chrysanthemum bundt pan, with a soccer ball pan supplying the additional 3 inches she needed to get the damn thing past her thighs.  i tried to cut it, shape it, fill in gaps.  then i thought the fondant would smooth over the holes.  no, it did not. 
she still looks nice though!  and with the amount of oil and sugar in the cake, it should be rather tasty regardless. 
here's a close up on the bow.

i colored the fondant myself, which was surprisingly easy.  I haven't tried too much with it yet, but so far my experiences have been positive.  i even made a little flower for her!  its awkwardly placed on her chest to cover some odd green bits she came with.  still, great fun.  much less gory than my last work with fondant...
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2  Gruesome Zombie Cake! Need Ideas? in Halloween Decor and Parties by outoftheash on: October 23, 2008 01:51:53 PM
zombie cake, part 2!   Grin

My friend requested a zombie cake for his halloween party, and it works great with my cannibal housewife costume! 
The top of the head is cake, and the jaw is brownies (easies to mold). I used the "funfetti" cake mix to get colorful bits, and added some red and black food coloring to make it nice and messy.  I hollowed out the eyes, nose, and mouth, and filled em with raspberry goo (raspberries + sugar + heat = goo), then covered everything else with grayish red buttercream.  this was my first time using fondant, and i think it went well.  its not too tasty though.  i mixed it with red and black to get an almost marbled look to it.  covered the cake, cut holes, then smeared more color over it to make it look more... gross.  the eyes, teeth, and nose were white chocolate i molded by hand. 

the eyes are actually raspberry goo i froze, then covered in fondant, and dipped in chocolate.  i wanted them to squish!  i hope to pop em out at the party. then i basically added red goo where needed.
it is so gross, but my friend expects the grossest!  I have a reputation to uphold!
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3  my dessert sushi, and how much i hate fruit rollups. lots of pics, a question. in Dessert by outoftheash on: May 14, 2008 08:15:46 PM
FINALLY, i made my candy sushi. 

i had been planning on making this for so very long now, so of course i had been planning on making the best candy sushi on all the intervebs.  le sigh.... oh well, it was fun and turned out well enough. 
i started with the following -
angel food cake / rice
fruit rollups / nori
fruit by the foot / nori
marshmallows / rice
kiwi, bananas, strawberries, mangoes, and some left over brownies / fishy bits!
swedish fish / more fishy bits!
cake decors, including odd little colored candies and colored sugar / roe

i quickly realized that fruit rollups were my enemy.  in the store, i could not find just green.  the only fruit rollups available were in a rainbow pack.  i also compromised and bought some fruit by the foot, which did not come in green but only in sickly marbled shades of blue and red, somewhat resembling rancid bacon, in terms of anything sushi like. 
still, i purchased the rainbow pack.  the first i tried to unroll was horribly stuck together, fell apart, total failure.  upon the final full unrolling of the second one, i realized they were covered in tongue "tattoos".  my sushi was now going to covered in cute cartoony images and sayings.  lovely. 
i persevered! 
next i realized that angel food cake was the WORST cake i could have used.  its very fuffy, dense is what i needed.  i smashed and smushed it, made it work.  layered w/ fruit like normal sushi, or as much as possible.
tried to roll up, but no!  the fruit roll up was stuck to the cutting board.  i peeled it up, barely kept it together, then saw that there were seams in it, where it split, and fell apart.  it died. 
next roll.
i learned from my mistakes, got it all together, went to cut it, and it split, shredded, squished, died a horrible neon death. 
attempt three!

i thought, i'll freeze it!  much easier to cut then, yes? 
NO!  the thing SHATTERED! 
i let the remaining few thaw for about 3 minutes, then ever so slowly saw through w/ a sharp bread knife. 
and it worked! eh, basically. 
the sushi bits that actually worked the best were w/ marshmallows. 

the bottom three on that are actually the fruit rollup pieces.  anyway.

i took two marshmallows, damped the ends, smushed em together, put a bit of fruit on top, wrapped w/ fruit by the foot.  voila!  is fabulous.  and actually rather tasty.  i also wrapped single marshmallows and bits of cake, topped w/ roe-esque candy.  these weren't quite as good as the fake fruity flavor was more... potent.  i also noticed the fruit by the foot and roll ups seemed to slowly dissolve over the course of the evening, perhaps from the moisture of the fruit? 
still, quite enjoyable, entertaining for all. 

my question to the world is this - what else can i use for the nori?  there simply must be a better alternative to fruit rollups.  they're too sticky, too flimsy, too disturbingly artificial and simply disgusting. 
any suggestions? 
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4  zombie cake! in Dessert by outoftheash on: October 13, 2006 11:22:01 AM
i love making cakes, particularly strange ones, for instance a red robot cake, or my ever popular vagina cake. 
my roommate and i are having a zombie movie night, so of course i made a zombie cake!  it didn't go as well as i'd planned, and a lot changed over the course of making it.  i still like how it turned out, the brains are my favorite. 

and here's a good view of the brains...

i got lazy and just used two boxes of funfetti cake mix (i wanted colored bits in the brains) and added some black food coloring.  the internal red bits are a rather chunky strawberry and raspberry glaze like substance.  i made the eyes, teeth, and nose like thing out of white chocolate, and everything else if varying shades of red frosting and chunky glaze substance.  i hope it still oozes when i cut into it...

i learned a lot from the process, so my next zombie cake will be even better, most disturbing, and oozier. 
great fun.
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5  zombie themed messenger bag and my first purse in Purses, Bags, Wallets: Completed Projects: Reconstructed by outoftheash on: April 07, 2006 11:37:25 AM
My messenger bag of zombie goodness!  I saw the shirt on Threadless and had to have it. i didnt care what size they had left, i knew i could do something with it.   it was a rush job, the downfall of all of my crafting/sewing projects is my lack of patience.  I meant to do more, but i just started using it instead. I think it turned out pretty good though, if rather simple.  I have been rather surprised at the amount of people who don't recognize the quote.  Night of the living dead?  come on!



and this is just a simple purse i made.  This is the first purse i made all from scratch, generally i just alter purses that i find cheap.  I did buy the outside fabric, the rest i scrounged from around the house: a t-shirt for the lining, and a belt for the strap.  I'm going to add something on the flap to help keep it closed, weigh it down a bit if nothing else. I used the Rounder Roomy bag tutorial by sushimifune from the ultimate list, which is fantastic i might add.  very easy, looks good. 
but yah, my purse.  i think it needs assorted indie kid buttons. 

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6  my vagina cake in Dessert by outoftheash on: November 06, 2005 01:49:35 PM
i can't believe i actaully made this for my friends birthday, but i'm so proud of my cake!
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7  red robot cake! in Dessert by outoftheash on: June 26, 2005 02:55:09 PM
this is my first completed project post of any kind, so i hope this works...
my roommate really digs red robot, so i took the design form his hoodie (http://www.explodingdog.com/shirtorder/rrobot_images/rrobot_black150.gif), basicly to scale, to make his birthday cake.  

- the kate

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