Okay, here are the Funky Fridgie Magnet sets...
The first 3 say:
"He doesn't tell his friends I make more money."
"You sewed his what
to the recliner?!"
"You'll eat it and you'll like it!"
I think the others are readable. If not, lemme know.
If you choose these, just tell me your top choice: Housewives, NO, or Crafty set.
ETA: These are printed directly onto magnet sheets, so they're pretty thin. Mostly for decoration, but they will hold up one single sheet of notepaper or a coupon.