Hey, I think I've met you!
Great coat, but I think you took my idea! That's not fair. Nevertheless, I forgive you.
You're not going to steal an even better idea I have, because I'm going to tell you what it is now. You know how expensive oil is getting? Honey, it's only going to get worse. Well, for those cold New England winters we have here - burr - I've come up with a little solution that will warm the heart of many a chilly person! I take a brick, put it on the woodstove for a little while, and when it gets hot, I take my stove mitten, grab the hot brick and wrap it in a bath towel! And when I go to bed I put it down at my feet. That's a hotta brick!
Don't you love it! And if it doesn't work out, there's always the chickens. Where's Lucky?