I would like to make a motivational-style poster (like this: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php) for my dad, but I need help coming up with a slogan. My dad LOVES his car (it's a second-hand Jag that he got a deal on) and so I am looking for a slogan related to his car. The slogan needs to have one stand alone world (e.g. BEAUTY) and some subtext (e.g. It's Only Car-Deep).
The poster doesn't have to be motivational in any way - it can be a funny conversation piece that he could put up in his cubicle at work.