I read the Twilight series.  Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.)

Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella’s womb.  As if it should be detachable and separate from her body.

Said womb opens to reveal a naked, large breasted, armless, middle-aged yoga teacher with flippers and a Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s baby haircut the vampire/human fetus kickin’ it Edward & Bella style.  That’s not at all strange!

Aside from the fact that the pandemonium behind Twilight has gone way beyond the limits of sanity in this case, you should see the comments all over the internet where this has been circulating.   Many people have been saying they are going to have nightmares by looking at this bloody mess, and “… would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I’m a huge wuss and it’s freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage.”

Seriously?  It’s FELT!  Suck it up, buttercup!  Ann Coulter’s mouth is more offensive than this, even when wired shut.

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, ‘It’s not a toomah.’

Thanks to Vic and Taylor Blue!

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These craftastrophes aren’t necessarily bad crafts, many are well made and have taken the crafter a lot of time and energy to create; this site’s goal is to showcase those crafts that are funny, weird, strange and make us laugh. We mean no harm and can honestly say that there have been sales for some sellers on various sites due to their craft being featured on this site! We merely want to share the laughs and enjoy the talents of many. Talents which neither of us have.