Twilight Fans Recreate Bella’s Womb *gag*

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bellawomb Twilight Fan Recreates Bellas Womb (*gag*)

I read the Twilight series.  Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.)

Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella’s womb.  As if it should be detachable and separate from her body.

Said womb opens to reveal a naked, large breasted, armless, middle-aged yoga teacher with flippers and a Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s baby haircut the vampire/human fetus kickin’ it Edward & Bella style.  That’s not at all strange!

bellawomb3 Twilight Fan Recreates Bellas Womb (*gag*)

Aside from the fact that the pandemonium behind Twilight has gone way beyond the limits of sanity in this case, you should see the comments all over the internet where this has been circulating.   Many people have been saying they are going to have nightmares by looking at this bloody mess, and “… would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I’m a huge wuss and it’s freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage.

Seriously?  It’s FELT!  Suck it up, buttercup!  Ann Coulter’s mouth is more offensive than this, even when wired shut.

bellawomb2 Twilight Fan Recreates Bellas Womb (*gag*)

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, ‘It’s not a toomah.’

Thanks to Vic and Taylor Blue!


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  1. MaggieMo says:

    Sweet baby Jesus! WTF! no I will not suck it up this is definitely a craftastrophy! *BARF* lol

  2. Asheri says:

    It looks like an owl poo.
    You know, the ones composed of hair and dead animal bones.

  3. Des says:

    It DOES look like owl poo!! We had to disect that stuff in highschool, nasty ick. I love Twilight with the rest of them, and have been helping my sister re-create “characters” (colors that remind us of them) in handspun yarn for her etsy shop but a womb?? Come on…

  4. nicoline says:

    hahahaha! That is *amazing*! I love it.

  5. serena says:

    Now THAT’s funny. Best twilight merchandise I’ve seen…….

  6. Roara says:

    I’m a huge Twilight fan but this was a big “Woah There!” for me on the yuck meter. felt it may be but holy hairballs that thing is ugly!

  7. Fraulein N says:

    That … thing is approximately 837 different kinds of gross.