Think You’re Marrying the Man of Your Dreams?

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Oh HAI!  We were at BlogHer in Chicago last weekend (where we won a weapon, er award from SocialLuxe) and so we completely forgot about you guys last week.  We’re shallow and fickle like that.  Something shiny comes along and we forget allll about you.  Being the fair-weather friends we are, we’re back this week, even though you don’t like it when we’re nasty. So we bring you one of our tamer posts in hopes of keeping it all Kumbaya ’round these parts.  So put down your glue guns and enjoy.  Dammit.

This week it’s wedding cake toppers and there’s nothing sweeter than a wedding, right?  (Unless you’re Panic at the Disco, in which case you shouldn’t have gone out with that girl in the first place.)

Is he amazing in bed?

Does he clean up after himself?

Does he have a good work ethic, a strong sense of humour, a giant horn, big ears or a kitty body?


Oh you heard me.

Consider these wedding cake toppers:

For the groom's cake - you know, because he's too much of a pussy to have strippers at his bachelor party. *mew*

A sure fire way to get pussy on your wedding night and for all nights to come. Until you cheat on her and she scratches your eyes out, sucka.

Nothing says "DAMN RIGHT I DO" like a giant horn.

Thanks Cyndie!


Sam and Karen hail from none other than, where they prove on an almost daily basis that handmade isn’t always pretty.

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One Comment

  1. zowiewoahie says:

    omg. This is like cakewrecks for crafts. You have my seal of aproval!

    look at the smarmy expression of the unicorns face!

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