Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Lawn Ornaments Are So Two Thousand and Late

Craigslist is a beautiful thing.  Need a sprinkler? From the listing: I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past, gawked at him like they had never seen a guy vomiting a steady stream of water all over the place. I put an ad to […]

My name is Octopussy.

What the WHAT!? I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out. I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms. Yes. I said chandelier. Seriously. RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!! From the listing: This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, […]

I think I’ll stick to my boring old white tank, thanks.

Barbie herself would be pretty pleased with this Pretty in Pink version of the almighty girl-throne. At $2100, this lovely number isn’t cheap, but the only thing that keeps running through my mind is how in the heck would you clean all that grout? Call me a germ-a-phobe, but it just seems to me that […]

Colossal Condoms For The College Set

This isn’t so much a Craftastrophe as a fun craft we wanted to feature. There’s nothing wrong with being a Safety Sue or a Safety Steve! A twist on the Quillow*, this condom wrapper look-a-like pillow opens up for storage of your very own body condom! These would be a perfect gift for kids for […]

Gag Me With a Hairy Spoon!

Welcome to the first of many weekly editions of Craftastrophe on Craftster.  To sum Craftastrophe up: These Craftastrophes aren’t necessarily bad crafts, many are well made and have taken the crafter a lot of time and energy to create; our goal is to showcase those crafts that are funny, weird, strange and make us laugh. […]