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Topic: X-RATED CROCHET....Danger Phallus's ahead...{Now with pattern} Ornament Added!  (Read 98810 times)
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Laamissa
« on: July 24, 2004 06:45:41 PM »

Ok Here goes:


Tilted up:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/laamissa/penissidetilt.jpg

Top View:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/laamissa/penistopview.jpg

Bottom of "shaft"...the pouch tie off area:
 
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This was originally intended to be a "sculpture" but I turned it into a pouch last minute...
sorry to picture you all to death but I wanted to capture all its very ....um ....essence!

Lets just say that I had a lot of free time!! Wink
Hope you enjoy!

P.S...I hope that no one was offended in the viewing of my latest!
Sincerely ~M

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2004 08:22:30 PM »

Excellent!!

So - would begging get you to post the pattern?
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2004 08:28:08 PM »

that is so hilarious.  now i want matching penis and vagina coin purses.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2004 09:48:02 PM »

That could also be a vibrator cozy! Yes, please give us a pattern!! That would make great dirty Santa gifts.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2004 08:31:44 AM »

Isn't it missing some "twins"? Grin So dirty we are!!!
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2004 09:14:20 AM »

OMG thats hysterical! I love the vibrator cozy idea, also wouldnt it be cool to make that, and an extra large vulva coin purse to store it in? LOL
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2004 06:59:26 PM »

My my my, You Crocheters are sooo nasty. We knitters are so prudish...lol
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Laamissa
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2004 07:47:49 PM »

Hello fellow crafters!

Here is the pattern:
starts at base...
-ch 18, join w sl st
-ch 1, sc in ea st for 18 rows
-1 sc in next *skip 1, sc in next 2* (6 x's) {this is to decrease for 1 row before head shaping}
-2 sc in ea st around {starting to increase}
-1 sl st, *1 sc in next, 2 sc in next*
-1 sl st, 1 sc in next, *skip 1, 2sc in next* skip last st (12 x's) {on the decrease again}
-1 sl st, 1 sc *skip 1, 2 sc in next* (6 x's)
-1 sl st, 1 sc *skip 1, 2 sc in next* (5 x's) skip last st
-1sl st in every other st to close

[[the 4 rows that begin with 1 sl st ea seemed to make the crease under the head appear for me]]

now back to the base to add on the drawstring and holes (this step can be omitted if you dont want a pouch/cozy)...
-join yarn next to where started at the beginning continuing in the same direction ch 4, skip 2 sts, *dc in next st, skip 2, dc in next st* all the way around, sl st into 1st "hole"

now for the fuzz...
-join 2 strands of fun fur held together, ch 1, sc in ea st around, sl st to finish, sew in ends

for tie string...
-ch 1 strand of fun fur and 1 strand of matching yarn (i did brown and brown but you can pick any color you'd like)  ch about 40
-weave the chain in and out of holes crocheted in at the end

I used a little stuffing and pushed it up into the head so it would keep its shape too
I wrote the pattern up as I went along so I hope that It works for anyone willing to give it a whirl

Enjoy!   ~M

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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2004 08:58:13 PM »

Sheer genius!!!!

Thanks for the pattern. Everyone I know will be getting crocheted phalli for the winter holiday. Thanks for reminding me to have fun while crafting, sometimes I get so serious about it.

I don't know about the vibrator cozy though...  all of my friends' vibrators have curved thingys and extra "love-button" stimulating appartuses. That would have to be a custom job.  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2004 10:44:41 AM »

I can't help myself.  This craft is too cool.  Now you need to make a detachable foreskin.

As for the good work, as amie said, I hope you don't have any trouble keeping it up...  Wink
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