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Topic: Over 18 Only (links to genetalia crafts included) Penis Eraser tip!  (Read 6452 times)
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« on: June 01, 2006 08:38:34 PM »

I think this is a "trinket"...

It's a polymer clay penis tip made from eraser clay.

And if that might offend you you shouldn't read on.

Just to take up space so the pics aren't the first thing you see - here's a story of what happened during baking. I was just about to take it out of the oven when my room mate came home. She is a former mormon and to keep her parents happy she lets someone visit her once every few months to read scripture to her. Well - this was that night and I had to take the penis out of the oven just as he came over! So I quickly pull it out (no pun intended) and run to grab a paper lunch bag to stick it in while it cools.  Of course this is the moment he chooses to pop his head in the kitchen and say hi. I quickly say hi and look back at the bag in my hands and start fumbling with it to distract him from the penis cooling on the counter. Luckily he wandered back into the living room, so I grabbed it and made a break for my bedroom. I can hear him talking about temptation and the devil right now actually - I hope he didn't see it!

 
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006 08:46:23 PM »

oh sh#t, that just CRACKED me up!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy (LOL)

i'm bookmarking this for those times i need a little pick-me-up! thank you penis eraser and mormon man!
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006 03:54:28 AM »

That made me laugh so much! great story
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006 05:00:48 PM »

The pics were changed to links - Thanks sweets4ever. I guess that solves the problem of having someone stumbling on this and being offended. I didn't want to piss anyone off, and this is no work of art but it's fun and I thouhght others might feel the same way. For some reason I never thought of just posting links!
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006 05:48:26 PM »

haha you'd think the title would be enough to keep people away if they are easily offended.
I love it! So good!! I want one!!
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006 05:51:56 PM »

That last pic made me happy. I'm going to have to get some more eraser clay apparently!
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006 06:12:22 PM »

haha you'd think the title would be enough to keep people away if they are easily offended.

I tried, but I imagined someone must have complained. I've seen other penises on this board but maybe mine was too life-like?

I like how it's roughly the shape of those normal pencil erasers that you stick on. I'm going to bring it in to work, and really rub one out!
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006 06:21:37 PM »

ROTF LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2006 09:23:27 PM »

Hahaha! Fantastic story and eraser!
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2006 08:05:51 PM »

Thanks so much for the belly laugh!!!
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