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After two days of hanging out at the post office, taunting me from afar, my package has finally arrived from Conley! And I must say that I have been dancing around and singing the praises of all of my stuff ever since. This girl is awesome. Besides being amusing, she is an awesome seamstress and made me some of the coolest things I've ever received.
First, here is the Auditor Bag (made from real Auditor!):
It has a bajillion pockets, which contained all of my awesome stuff:
Which I promptly removed for inspection. Each thing came with a lovely explanatory note, many of them witty beyond belief.
With the bag came a box of chocolates and this fabulous, hand-embroidered Death Approved Patch (tm)
Here is the Genuine Lancre Muck About Scarf, which I have been wearing since I opened the package. I took an action shot, too, but I've been packing boxes and I look pretty ratty*, so I decided to leave that out:
Many things in my package were "Genuine" which I truly appreciate because so many things aren't these days, you know? I'd like to think it was knitted with wool from a Genuine Lancre Sheep. In fact, I know it was, and you can't convince me otherwise!
This was my special request item, a Cripple Mr. Onion game. It's genuine Ankh-Morporkian, and my partner wrote on the item's description, "Now with more button!" This comment has had my girlfriend and I giggling all day! Least of all because it is so true...
Okay, and now for the grand finale... a special gift my swap partner says comes straight from Death himself... It was wrapped over and over and over again in this gorgeous fabric and tied up with brown string... What could it be? I hope it's not my own life-timer, slowly running out...No, it's my very own Death of Rats!! Complete with Baby Scythe!
This is surely the cutest dead rodent I've ever received in the mail.
Thank you so, so much for everything!! I am totally not worthy of being your swap partner. I was incredibly spoiled... everything is so amazing