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« on: July 19, 2004 08:19:51 AM »

Worked on this over the weekend. Everybody at home got a kick from it. It sounded something like this at home all weekend. Hubby asks kids, " Whats mom doing?" (he's downstairs yelling up at us) Our son yells back at him, "Mom's working on her boobs."  Smiley I just hope none of the neighbors heard any of it. Hope you all get a laugh from it.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/780735/boobiepillow1.jpg

P.S. The nipples are baby bottle nipples.

Here is the pattern for the pillow. It was found on http://home.inreach.com/marthac/crochet6.html 6  which is no longer on the web. It was made by Martha and was a free pattern as long as you didn't sell it.

Boobie Pillow Pattern

Materials:

12 oz of main color
Approx skein of trim color
2 baby bottle nipples
crochet hook size 9 or I
Stuffing
Small piece of ribbon for trim

Pillow Base:

(make 2)
Ch 53 dc in 4th ch from hook and in each ch across, turn.
Row 2-15: ch 3 (counts as 1 dc) dc in each dc across, turn.
At end of last row fasten off. Sew 3 sides together, begin stuffing, continue sewing, adding stuffing as needed, until 4th side is completely sewed together.

Base Trim:

This trim can be adjusted if it's too full for you, or left off, or use trim of your choice. Join trim color, in any corner, (working between dc) . Make ch 3 (counts as 1 dc) 4 dc (shell), ch 3, 5 dc in first corner space, *sk 2 dc, sc in next sp, sk 2 dc, 5 dc in next space* continue to corner, in corner space put 5 dc, ch 3, 5 dc, continue working shells and sc all the way around, putting 2 shells and ch 3 in each corner. Join with slip stitch to top of beg ch 3.

Fasten off.

Boobs:

(make 2)
Ch 4, join to form circle. 10 sc in ring. (work in rnds, do not join)
**Remember nipple pokes through center ring**
Rnd 2: sc in next st, 2 sc in next st, continue around (15 sts)
Rnd 3 & 4: Repeat row 2 (22 sts) (33sts)
Rnd 5 & 6: sc in each st around, should begin to cup and look more rounded.
Rnd 7: Repeat rnd 2 (49 sts)
Rnd 8 11: Sc in each st around
Rnd 12: Sc in next st, 2 sc in next st, around (73 sts)
Rnd 13 17: Sc in each st around. At end of last rnd fasten off.

Place nipple through center ring (should be a nice snug fit). Place boobs
On base and adjust to your preference. Begin to sew boob to base, stuffing and shaping as you go. Tie ribbon between boobs for decoration, if desired.


*** Have Fun!! ***
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2004 08:30:12 AM »

I love it, and the story's great, too! Very clever idea.
When I was in the local production of the Vagina Monologues and taking my daughter to a babysitter so I could go to rehearsal, my daughter asked, "Mom, when will I be old enough to see you in the Vagina Catalogues?"
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2004 08:36:54 AM »

Very cute, wish I could be a little more creative.
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2004 11:49:45 AM »

Oh my god! That is fabulous . . . it kind of reminds me of when my mother made all of her male relatives boobie mugs in ceramics  Cheesy. Very unsettling to see your grandfather, father, and uncle sipping beer out of titty mugs!

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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2004 02:15:58 PM »

I love it.  What about making one that has blue feet...a blue footed booby!
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2004 06:14:45 PM »

HAHAHAHA!

They have to be webbed though!
See below link for a BFBooby

http://www.shearwood.net/ppc/gallery/Blue_Footed_Booby-Julie_Hansen.jpg
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2004 09:57:18 PM »

Once when I was a wild and crazy teen I went for a ride with my friend and her man. He had one of these in his car. It was a really comfortable and bright blue!
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2004 09:21:58 AM »

ohhh thats SOOOO cute! are ya gonna share the pattern huh? huh? *smiles cheekily*
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2004 01:08:35 PM »

It look like the boobie scarf I saw once.  The end of the scarfs looked like boobes (stuffed like the pillow) and when wraped once around your neck, the ends landed perfectly.  From a distance, it was a little scary looking! (Especially on the men!)
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2004 02:41:07 PM »

wow, that is great.  my boyfriend is moving into a dorm in three weeks and i may just have to make him one of these to take with him.  good job.
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