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« on: April 27, 2006 07:36:45 AM »

I collect Pez and had an inspiration for the Chuck Norris swap recently-- I sent this to psyche!



Chuck's close-up:


The original Pez was the Rescue Heroes "nurse"-- don't tell Chuck, I don't think he'd appreciate it.   Grin
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006 08:21:21 AM »

Well that is just awesome! I love Chuck and his fists of fury.
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006 08:24:03 AM »

Thank you! But do note that the only thing that the real Chuck Norris dispenses are round-house kicks...  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006 08:58:45 AM »

sweet, that rocks
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006 09:34:04 AM »

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006 09:44:51 AM »

Love the  Pez  thing.....  you    are  talented  how  did  you  do  it???  ITS  GREAT!!!!

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looking for instant coffee from australia or russia made with mustard and champagne.  VIOLET CRUMBLES and VEGEMITE would be welcome swap items!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006 04:01:06 PM »

that is most excellent. when ever i see someone create something with the likeness of chuck it makes me exceedingly glad.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2006 04:15:16 PM »

SonjaBoo, this is HILARIOUS. I love it!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2006 08:38:41 PM »

haha, how original!


...the other night, on jay leno, i saw that a jesus
pez despenser went for flippin'  $75 on ebay.

i thought, hello? the crafster girls could make a killing  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006 05:39:59 PM »


When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Oh my God, it's Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to make love with him. At that point in time, she was the third woman Chuck Norris had sex with.

Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

That is so great! You could make a fortune!
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