Blonde knitting joke....

[Debzzzbee]

 A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on
his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
SCARF!"

 

[BlondieKate]

I love it!!

Course, I love blonde jokes.  Whenever I'm having a particularly "blonde" moment, I always tell people that I'm "acting my haircolor!"