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Topic: Chuck Norris Swap (SIGNUPS CLOSED; Mail by 4/10/06)  (Read 2765 times)
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« on: March 02, 2006 07:53:27 AM »

Swap name: Chuck Norris Swap
Craftster member who is organizing this swap: psyche
Sign-up date range: 3/02 - 3/13
Date to send item by: 4/10

Limited to a certain number of people? (optional): No.

Non-U.S. participants allowed? Yes.

All ages allowed? Or 18+? All ages.

Organizer is aware of current list of "suspended traders" list and will not allow those members to participate: YES

Organizer meets the 4 conditions for swapping and will make sure that every participant meets these conditions: YES

Details of swap:
Chuck Norris: the toughest man alive. Just google his name, and you're sure you find all the lovely anecdotes. And I mean, what kind of craft DOESN'T drastically improve when Chuck Norris is the theme?

To get things started (other craftsters' suggestions from the ideas thread, which you can check out here for even more!: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=79321.0 )
- a stencilled Chuck Norris shirt
- pjyama bottoms with "Law" down one leg and "Order" down the other ("Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.")
- Chuck Norris themed buttons, books, etc
- a Chuck Norris shrine

One large and one medium Chuck themed goodie, or its equivalent, will be good.


If you want to participate, information to send to organizer:

QUESTIONNAIRE TO ANSWER:
Name of swap: Chuck Norris Swap
Craftster username:
Email address:
Your real name:
Mailing address:
Would you be willing to ship to an address outside of the US?
Favorite colors:
Colors you can't stand:
What kinds of crafts do you do?
What kinds of crafts would you like (no guarantee though!)?
Any allergies or aversions?
Anything else your partner should know?



IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE, REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR INFO TO ORGANIZER VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE AND NOT TO REPLY WITH IT HERE.


Also remember to read the Swap Info Guide to find out how to ship your item and other details about participating in a swap.

The list of receivers has moved to the gallery! (Because I don't feel like updating both pages... Wink )









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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006 07:58:55 AM »

Dude... I am so sad that I'm not eligable (I'm involved in my first swap right now and it's too early for feedback) because this is a freakin riot!  I love that list...
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you... if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds away from death"
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2006 08:00:31 AM »

I've absolutely no time for this, but I just had to say:

Chuck Norris divides by zero.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2006 03:55:32 PM »

Oh I just have to be part of this!
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saralynne
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006 02:10:57 PM »

Unfortunately, I wont be able to participate. I just signed up for my first swap a couple days ago. Maybe next time. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006 07:51:25 PM »

Agghhh I'd love to do this but I am too darn busy
good luck with it though!
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Um, hi everyone, I'm sarah, and I'm a craftaholic...
lhackett
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006 05:11:05 PM »

HAHA! This is funny. My favorites...

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidently destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar was destroyed. That kind of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

I can't wait to see what you guys make!!! Grin Grin Grin
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lexbean
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006 07:42:40 AM »

Maybe you guys need to slow down a little.

I think you started to do this out of respect for Chuck Norris, but your thread has started to come across as a little mocking. Here's what Mr. Norris thinks about people talking about him on the internet:

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

As you can see, we would all benefit from reading a chapter or two from "Against All Odds"

On this same site, you can read his touching farewell letter to Texas Walker Ranger. Wait, I can never remember the order of words there. Walker Texas Ranger? Texas Ranger Walker? Anyhow, I promise I am forgetting out of carelessness, not a lack of respect for Mr. Norris.

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2006 08:00:54 AM »

Yes... this thread may result in a roundhouse kick to the face for all involved.

I love his letter... amazing.

And remember "There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist."
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"of course, the bob loblaw law blog... you, sir, are a mouthfull!" (arrested development)

www.shonnamceachern.com
lexbean
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2006 08:54:22 AM »

(i'm so relieved somebody knew i was joking)
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