Cheesy/Funny Card sayings?

[slackferno]

    Here's the first one in our 2008 series...

[neverending]

i seen the "i aDOE" you with the deer in another thread, i liek that one

also, im in chemical engineering so im thinknig "we;ve got good chemistry' for someone in my class, with a picture of a beaker? or something?? i dont know..

[neverending]

OH SNAP!

http://sliceofpink.typepad.com/blog/files/valentinelist.pdf

[TracyLee22]

someecards.com has crazy funny random cards and sayings for all occasions.... you should check them out!
for example: "You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity"

[midnyte]

Here's a template to make your own "pocket" for the library card idea

http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/mirkwooddesigns/library.htm

There are some other cute templates there also!  I love that site!

[slackferno]

 Roses are red
 Daisies are nifty
 Now you're locked down
 On a 5150!

[KiwiDragons]

I don't normally give a card to my guy on Valentine's Day, but I'm thinking this year may be different! Everyone's ideas are so great!

[knitakitty]

Ok, so I really am not into the whole warm-fuzzy greeting cards. And shelling out 5 bucks for a card is just stupid. So I am writing some of the unusual Valentine's Day sentiments that will be on my cards this year. Please feel free to use for your own endeavors. Also, some of the sentiments I stole from Someecards.com ...that site is awesome. All of them are being handstamped onto really pretty paper that kinda looks like something Martha Steward would approve of. 

• I really like your pheromones.
• I would save your life even if the perception of my sexuality was temporarily at stake.
• If you were a pop-up ad, I wouldn't mind if the advertisers made you difficult to close.
• If you have a fat day, I promise not to order a salad for lunch.
• If I were a zombie, I know your brains would be a satisfying meal.
• Reliable friends are very important. It's good to know you'd be there at my intervention.
• If my purpose in life is to make you roll your eyes at me, then I appreciate you making it a challenge.
• You are as rare and unique as designer jeans at Goodwill
• You're so sweet to never ask me if I got engaged over this holiday of over-commericalized, wasteful imperialism to obligitorily celebrate an unrealistic idea of love.
• Awkward silences are always least uncomfortable with you
• I promise to always take your cynicsm seriously
• It's so comforting to know that I won't be lonely in Hell
• I hope that if there is reincarnation, we are on the same level in the food chain
• You're one of the few people that I wouldn't wish Montezuma's Revenge upon.
• I know you're a true friend, because you can read my handwriting.
• I can always count on you to never invite me into any confusing or pointless Facebook applications
• Thanks for being a great job reference, despite what you know.
• I am glad to have a friend like you who will never laugh at my embarassing irritable bowel symptoms.
• I can always count on you for unqualified medical advice.
• I actually read your emails.
• If there was a movie of your life, I'd rent it
• This is the most special of the estimated of the 1 billion cards that will be sent out this Valentine's Day.
• You are Sine Theta, and I am Cosine Theta....
• If I had to grade you in awesomeness, you'd get at least a B+.
• My therapist thinks you're a good catch

Please feel free to reply with any additional snarky sentiments! 

[negative_investments]

those are beyond kick ass and i'm so glad you gave permission to use them! i was just thinking "i really want to make cards this year..." thankyouthankyoutha nkyou!!

[IceCreamCone]

I hand make cards almost every year to mail out for Valentine's Day.  I know it's a pretty stupid holiday, but they are the only thing I mail out annually.

Thanks for the inspiration on this years stash of cards!

xo