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« on: January 06, 2006 10:48:08 AM »

This is a joke gift for my roommate. Yesterday I finished up knitting a dog sweater for my grandmother's dog, Prissy. Using intarsia, I wrote "I <3 Prissy" on the back of the sweater. Unfortunately, it looks like "I <3 pussy" and it's so funny and embarrassing at the same time. My roommates were joking about it and so I asked if they wanted sweaters like it. My roommate's big come back was that she was going to learn how to knit so she could knit me a sweater that says,"My grandmother <3s pussy." So, as a result of this conversation, I made her these.  Grin The photos are bad because it's my camera phone, Undecided but you'll get the idea. The heart looks a lot better actually and there is no curling (like it appears to be doing in the photos.

 
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The back as modeled by the pillow.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2006 10:55:19 AM »

I love your story and your thong....I can't stop laughing (out loud...at work) thinking about a dog in an "I love Pussy" sweater...thank you for sharing.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2006 12:47:27 PM »

Heeheehee. Could you please, please, please post a picture of Prissy wearing her I love pussy shirt? Pretty please??
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2006 01:07:37 PM »

Unfortunately, Prissy lives in a different state, so unless her owner takes a photo I won't have it. I'll ask for one though. Smiley Is that photo of your Schnauzer? (that is what that is right?) S/He's super cute.
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2006 12:33:09 AM »

ROFLMAO!
That is freakin great!
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2006 07:54:00 AM »

ha ha... i used to crochet thongs as a joke for my friends. One of my guy friends actually wore one all day to school in 8th grade... oh so odd.
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2006 03:29:11 PM »

I love posts like this.... "Crude language"... oooooh!  what's it going to say??? 

Love your story, it's hysterical!  And the thong is pretty funny too!
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2006 09:16:34 PM »

That's my sister's schnauzer mix, Barkley, and if you look closely, you'll see he's modeling the kitschy kerchief i knit for him. If only I could knit him a sweater like Prissy's, though...heehee
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2006 04:22:39 PM »

i have a little schanuzer who hates the fun fur sweater i knitted for her.  it was a gift skein of yarn -- she hates fun fur as much as me, though.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2006 07:17:18 AM »

LMAO! Hilliarous! And great work. Wink
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