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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2005 04:46:28 PM »

HA HA HA! oh this is HILARIOUS! i'd make one for my boyfriend, but i'm not too sure what he'd think of it.

ANYWAY. i'm absolutely in love with this. how funny!
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2005 04:53:32 PM »

haha, a genius pattern! no prizes for guessing what my boyfriend's getting in his stocking on sunday...
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2005 04:54:07 PM »

Does that hold the berries as well as the twig?

I've heard that phrase before, but for some reason it totally cracked me up in the context of this thread.  Cheesy

And I actually had the same problem trying to find a pattern for my husband.  It did just kind of seem like nobody had actually had the balls (ha!) to make one.  Thanks for sharing this!  I may just have to do it.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2005 06:30:13 PM »

It does hold the berries! I know what my boyfriend is getting for valentine's day! So romantic.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2005 07:28:25 PM »

GAHHHH! I NEED this pattern. NEED! but I can't get it to download I have a Secret Santa gift and I'm already going to be late on and this would be perfect!!!!!! A group of my firends does this gift exchange called the "secret Scrotum" and we send really bizarre and inappropriate gifts to each other. My recipient will adore this.
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2005 11:34:53 AM »

I don't know exactly what to say... other than you've totally inspired me to finally learn to knit!   Shocked  I checked out your pattern, and it says for intermediate knitters- my sister's one of those, and I'll be seeing her this weekend to ask her if she could do it.  Then, ever so politely, ask her to teach me everything she knows...   
Great cozy!
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2005 01:41:57 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2005 02:20:28 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.

Is this happening to anyone else?  It works for me.  Maybe you need a newer version of acrobat?  If you still can't get it to work I can email it to you.
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2005 04:42:51 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.

Is this happening to anyone else?  It works for me.  Maybe you need a newer version of acrobat?  If you still can't get it to work I can email it to you.
I'm going to try to update acrobat to see what happens
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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005 06:20:56 PM »

AH.. so this is why I need a man in my life. So I can knit him things such as this!  Grin This is WAY too funny... if I had a boyfriend at the time he'd get one for christmas. Unfortunately, the only males I'm shopping for are friends who this would probably be wildly inappropriate for.

Pattern saved for future use though. Oh, and I love that yours was PINK!

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