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« on: December 22, 2005 11:07:12 AM »

On my site made the mistake of asking people for suggestions of what I should make next.  Someone wrote to me requesting a pattern for a Penis Cozy, and I thought, since there'd been so much discussion of them in blogland, that there must be a pattern somewhere.  I googled in vain, finding no pattern and, in fact, no proof that anyone had actually made one.  So I decided to remedy the situation.



The pattern is on my site, and more pics will be there soon.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2005 11:10:28 AM »

That is so funny. The fact that you added work safe to the subject cracked me up. Not that I'm surfing craftser while at work. Ahem. Back to work now. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2005 11:14:46 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2005 11:27:59 AM »

Yes!! I have been wanting one of these!
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2005 11:51:46 AM »

Wicked.  Now absolutetly everything in my apartment will have a cozy Wink
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2005 11:55:36 AM »

The cables along the top are such a nice touch! Lovely design.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2005 11:59:11 AM »

I feel the moral boundary of your dad in your avatar (that is your dad right... it's been awhile since you posted that) and a penis cozy right next to it...

PS there is another word for the cozy (which I can't think of off hand), which would probably have given you better search results BUT not of them were as nice
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2005 12:34:45 PM »

While yours is certainly the nicest one I've seen  Grin, try gooling "Willie Warmer" instead, and you'll find many others who have made similar items.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2005 12:58:07 PM »

Willie Warmer!!! That is it!   Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005 02:35:55 PM »

Does that hold the berries as well as the twig?
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2005 04:46:28 PM »

HA HA HA! oh this is HILARIOUS! i'd make one for my boyfriend, but i'm not too sure what he'd think of it.

ANYWAY. i'm absolutely in love with this. how funny!
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2005 04:53:32 PM »

haha, a genius pattern! no prizes for guessing what my boyfriend's getting in his stocking on sunday...
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2005 04:54:07 PM »

Does that hold the berries as well as the twig?

I've heard that phrase before, but for some reason it totally cracked me up in the context of this thread.  Cheesy

And I actually had the same problem trying to find a pattern for my husband.  It did just kind of seem like nobody had actually had the balls (ha!) to make one.  Thanks for sharing this!  I may just have to do it.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2005 06:30:13 PM »

It does hold the berries! I know what my boyfriend is getting for valentine's day! So romantic.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2005 07:28:25 PM »

GAHHHH! I NEED this pattern. NEED! but I can't get it to download I have a Secret Santa gift and I'm already going to be late on and this would be perfect!!!!!! A group of my firends does this gift exchange called the "secret Scrotum" and we send really bizarre and inappropriate gifts to each other. My recipient will adore this.
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2005 11:34:53 AM »

I don't know exactly what to say... other than you've totally inspired me to finally learn to knit!   Shocked  I checked out your pattern, and it says for intermediate knitters- my sister's one of those, and I'll be seeing her this weekend to ask her if she could do it.  Then, ever so politely, ask her to teach me everything she knows...   
Great cozy!
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2005 01:41:57 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2005 02:20:28 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.

Is this happening to anyone else?  It works for me.  Maybe you need a newer version of acrobat?  If you still can't get it to work I can email it to you.
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2005 04:42:51 PM »

I can't open the pdf file. It says there's an error Sad I want this patt.

Is this happening to anyone else?  It works for me.  Maybe you need a newer version of acrobat?  If you still can't get it to work I can email it to you.
I'm going to try to update acrobat to see what happens
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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005 06:20:56 PM »

AH.. so this is why I need a man in my life. So I can knit him things such as this!  Grin This is WAY too funny... if I had a boyfriend at the time he'd get one for christmas. Unfortunately, the only males I'm shopping for are friends who this would probably be wildly inappropriate for.

Pattern saved for future use though. Oh, and I love that yours was PINK!

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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2005 07:14:44 PM »

I just asked my Hubbie if he'd wear one of these, and he wasn't too enthusiastic. Oh well, I don't knit anyway. I do crochet, and had he shown some enthusiasm, I might have made him one.
Regardless of what he thinks, it is very cute!
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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2005 08:18:33 PM »

OMG i love it! Shocked i'm cracking up here Grin i told my DH and he was like "that would be good if you're out in the feild" (he used to be in the army and is talking about their training) LOL i am still laughing here. i love the little cable pattern running down the front!  8)too cool!
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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2005 11:44:29 PM »

Wow.    Just... wow.    Absolutely hilarious.   

The image of your product will be in my head for the next week and a half, and I will burst into laughter at random intervals (At the physical representation of this idea, not your work on the project. Your work is flawless, love the cable down the front).   


       Wonderful work!

And I absolutely agree with the sentiment about using it for those in the army. Can you imagine?! ::laughs::
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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2005 07:28:32 AM »

I'd LOVE to knit one of these for my boyfriend, but my question is, do these actually get used?!
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2005 07:59:32 AM »

I just got a request for one of these. Whether they'd wear it or not it's still a cool pattern Thanks for emailing it to me.
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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2005 10:14:58 AM »

We could all make a project of it, making penis cozy's for military men.... (okay, I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face with that one....... please note my sarcasm for the afformentioned not in parenthasis).

I showed a couple of friends the one in the crocheted boards(from a long while back), and one of them called it a penis sweater.
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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2005 12:40:14 PM »

if i had i penis, it'd be wearing one of these
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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2005 01:00:38 PM »

The pattern linked worked fine for me so it isn't just you. 

The perfect gift for a hunter or as I call them "the blind and deaf guy asleep up in a tree."  You can be on a walk with them with turkeys roosting in the trees over head and they will say, "I haven't seen a turkey yet this season."  Seriously. I think they may need a bit of protection.  Hmmmmm, do we knit it in tones of green or bright orange..... Smiley  I know just the person who needs one!

BTW That knitted digestive system is fab-u-luos!  I'll be knitting that for my friend who is doing his residency.  He'll love it.  Perfect for explaining stuff no one wants to hear: "If you look at this knitted digestive system, this is where the problem is." LOL!

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« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2005 10:06:39 AM »

I finished a baby blue one yesterday...but my bind off was too tight.  He couldn't get it on, bummer!  It is really cute though!

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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2005 07:14:09 PM »

A friend of mine wears a utilikilt.  A custom made, specially shorter utilikilt.  (Think Catholic schoolgirl.  Naughty Catholic schoolgirl.)  And he goes..."traditional" to most occasions.  I'm passing this pattern on to his girlfriend, while we live in a warm climate, he still might appreciate it when it gets a bit nippy!
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« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2006 07:01:30 PM »

The pattern on your site is just a blank page  Cry   Can you post it here?  I can see the pic, but when clicking on Pattern Here, nothing happens.  The magic is gone.
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« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2006 06:01:55 AM »

The pattern still works for me.
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« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2006 12:01:20 PM »

That is an awesome pattern.  I sort of followed it...any my boyfriend loved it...thanks for the pattern.  And again with my bad pictures...
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