Redneck gift ideas

[BlueJeanBaby]

I am also reminded of a song that says something like "RC Cola and a Moon Pie"...it talks about being really southern. I'll have to remember that song. I guess RC Colas & Moon Pies are southern....

Found it! The line is down near the bottom.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/t/tracybyrdlyrics/lifestylesofthenotsorichandfamouslyrics.html

[efitch]

Oh yes,  RC Cola, moonpies, beef jerky, pork rinds, pickled pigs feet...there's no end of food items you could include.

A tacky bottle opener (I know ACE Hardware near me has some football ones that play fight songs when you open the beer bottle)

Definitely something with camo or neon orange fabric - maybe something that is camo on one side (when you want to be invisible) and orange on the other (when you don't)

You could combine duct tape and WD-40 for the ultimate redneck tool box:  "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.  If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD-40."

[cheesepuff]

hmm  that gives me another idea....possible just a food basket for rednecks

[BlueJeanBaby]

hmm  that gives me another idea....possible just a food basket for rednecks

That would be so fun! Now I really want a Moon Pie...

[ladymare]

LoL! You can get ideas from jeff foxworthy.

Rodney Carington is very redneck and his cd's are HILARIOUS!! although if you family get offended easily, I wouldn't recommend (lots of cussin and gross humor)
Any of the Blue Collar comedy guys
Mossy Oak stuff (the hunting camo)
Beer (domestic of course)
flannel shirts?
Eh, if I think of more, I'll edit this post.

[redneckyule]

If its for a Christmas gift then this is perfect:

www.redneckyulelog. com

Its a parody of the usual Christmas fireplace dvd, with a redneck theme. Very well done and a really nice looking fire dvd in addition to being funny. The trailer on the website is hilarious and worth checking out.

[Helena Puck]

Oh yes,  RC Cola, moonpies, beef jerky, pork rinds, pickled pigs feet...there's no end of food items you could include.

A tacky bottle opener (I know ACE Hardware near me has some football ones that play fight songs when you open the beer bottle)

Definitely something with camo or neon orange fabric - maybe something that is camo on one side (when you want to be invisible) and orange on the other (when you don't)

You could combine duct tape and WD-40 for the ultimate redneck tool box:  "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.  If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD-40."

I love that. And to add to this idea, include a Duct Tape wallet My dad loves his. He says it is his best conversation starter.

[LadybugsAndBumblebees]

What about fried pork rinds or those fried onion snacks that are sold in a bag like potato chips...around here, in NY, they're called 'Funyuns'.