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« on: December 04, 2005 10:04:50 AM »

 Each year my family and our friends play a game at Christmas and we each have to bring a gift that is suitable for everyone so no matter who wins it, they will like it.  And since we are all rednecks (from Arkansas) I want to make a very redneck gift.  I thought about doing a sort of "redneck in a box" idea or something.  If I do the box the only things I can think of would be a can of spam, some duct tape, some tobasco sauce, some kind of dictionary or recipee book and a cd.  I still need ideas for recipees and I need alot of help with the CD.  What comes to mind for "redneck songs"?  Another problem is I don't have a really good idea of what to put it in.  So any ideas at all will be great.  And another thing, there is supposed to be a $10.00 limit but I can go over a little and no one will know.
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2005 03:55:06 PM »

my sil gave us "Red Neck Wind Chimes" one year.

Take a piece of wood big enought to paint "red neck windchimes" on.

Drink or have a friend drink 6 beers (no heineken or imports, please!)

Hang said empty beer cans from wood plaque with eye-screws and twine.

There ya go....

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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2005 04:08:15 PM »

haha, my redneck family plays the same game! it can get pretty vicious.
I have a couple ideas for some good redneck songs that you might want to consider. (i love country music)

Craig Morgan - "Redneck Yacht Club"
Robbie Fulks - "Countrier Than Thou"
Gretchen Wilson - "All Jacked Up"
Brad Paisley - "Alcohol"
Brad Paisley - "I'm Gonna Miss Her"
Hot Apple Pie - "Hillbillies"
Blake Shelton - "Some Beach"
Little Big Town - "Boondocks"
Sara Evans - "Suds in the Bucket"
Shooter Jennings - "Put the O Back in Country"
Shooter Jennings - "Busted in Baylor County"
Sugarland - "Down in Mississippi (And Up To No Good)"


Yeah..... I could probably go on.... but it'd take up way too much room.
I hope some of those help!
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2005 04:18:08 PM »

For the CD, get Jeff Foxworthy's Christmas CD, or his "You Might Be A Redneck If..." CD.  Smiley

My family plays the same game too.....it's SO much fun!
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2005 08:49:29 PM »

I love this idea. I am from Texas..so we is neighborin rednecks.  I wish our family would play games like this, and I wish I had some ideas for you... just type in gag gifts at google, and you will get a lot of them.  A couple of weeks ago I found this really cute teddy bear, looking all sweet and innocent, but when you squeezed his tummy he would fart or burp or throw up...yea...pretty, but I thought it was hilarious.

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2005 10:26:59 PM »

My redneck family plays this game as well!
One time my uncle bought $15 dollars (their limit) worth of toilet paper. That had to be ten years ago, so that was A LOT of toilet paper!!   Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2005 10:30:35 PM »

Please be sure to try Searching, as well...

Here one thread you might want to check out:
http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=32936.0
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2005 11:01:08 PM »

what about something made out of hunters orange and hunter camo fabric....my friend and i made pillows like that last christmas for her friends....they actually really loved them
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2005 12:54:56 AM »

haha, I love this idea! This recipe immediately came to mind when I read your post.

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1 c. butter
1 c. peanut butter
1 8 oz. bag chocolate chips
1 lg. box raisins
1 jar peanuts, dry roasted
1 (12 oz.) box Rice Chex
1 to 1 1/2 box confectioners' sugar

Melt together butter, peanut butter, and chocolate chips. Mix in large pan the raisins, dry roasted peanuts, and Rice Chex. Pour melted mixture over mix and stir real well until coated. Put confectioners' sugar in large white trash bag and pour in mixture. Shake, shake, shake.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2005 02:57:18 PM »

Thanks for the ideas!  I especially like that recipe, I will deffenetly use that!   Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2005 05:20:55 PM »

I am also reminded of a song that says something like "RC Cola and a Moon Pie"...it talks about being really southern. I'll have to remember that song. I guess RC Colas & Moon Pies are southern....

Found it! The line is down near the bottom.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/t/tracybyrdlyrics/lifestylesofthenotsorichandfamouslyrics.html
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2005 06:37:59 AM »

Oh yes,  RC Cola, moonpies, beef jerky, pork rinds, pickled pigs feet...there's no end of food items you could include.

A tacky bottle opener (I know ACE Hardware near me has some football ones that play fight songs when you open the beer bottle)

Definitely something with camo or neon orange fabric - maybe something that is camo on one side (when you want to be invisible) and orange on the other (when you don't)

You could combine duct tape and WD-40 for the ultimate redneck tool box:  "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.  If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD-40."
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2005 02:31:01 PM »

hmm  that gives me another idea....possible just a food basket for rednecks
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2005 05:44:38 PM »

hmm  that gives me another idea....possible just a food basket for rednecks

That would be so fun! Now I really want a Moon Pie...
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2005 04:14:51 PM »

LoL! You can get ideas from jeff foxworthy.

Rodney Carington is very redneck and his cd's are HILARIOUS!! although if you family get offended easily, I wouldn't recommend (lots of cussin and gross humor)
Any of the Blue Collar comedy guys
Mossy Oak stuff (the hunting camo)
Beer (domestic of course)
flannel shirts?
Eh, if I think of more, I'll edit this post.
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2012 01:25:35 AM »

If its for a Christmas gift then this is perfect:

www.redneckyulelog.com

Its a parody of the usual Christmas fireplace dvd, with a redneck theme. Very well done and a really nice looking fire dvd in addition to being funny. The trailer on the website is hilarious and worth checking out.
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012 10:11:50 AM »

Oh yes,  RC Cola, moonpies, beef jerky, pork rinds, pickled pigs feet...there's no end of food items you could include.

A tacky bottle opener (I know ACE Hardware near me has some football ones that play fight songs when you open the beer bottle)

Definitely something with camo or neon orange fabric - maybe something that is camo on one side (when you want to be invisible) and orange on the other (when you don't)

You could combine duct tape and WD-40 for the ultimate redneck tool box:  "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.  If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD-40."

I love that. And to add to this idea, include a Duct Tape wallet Smiley My dad loves his. He says it is his best conversation starter.
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012 11:44:40 AM »

What about fried pork rinds or those fried onion snacks that are sold in a bag like potato chips...around here, in NY, they're called 'Funyuns'.
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