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« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2005 07:26:32 PM »

Lol this post just made my day! Please, please, please make them into Christmas decorations! Someone suggested using the dildo's to make into lights, those could replaxe the traditional candles in the window, use them to make garlands to string around the ceiling and up the stairs, make wreaths, oh good lord the possibilities.
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« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2005 08:17:40 PM »

a dirty mennorah perhaps?
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« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2005 07:41:35 AM »

hey!! i know its been awhile since u posted this and u may have made some stuff out of the dildos and butt plugs and stuff but u could make suuuchhh i comfortable chair with them... especially the dildos
can u imagine sitting on all that!?!
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« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2005 10:37:31 AM »

This has got "Craftster Challenge" written all over it! LMAO
There had better be pix when you're done!  Grin
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« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2005 05:00:09 PM »

What about creating a lamp base out of the dildos and then have the butt plugs be little tassles hanging from the lamp shade, it could probably be one of those things that when someone first looks at it they don't notice what it is but with further inspection they realize it is made entirely out of sex toys.  you could make the lamp shade out of dental dams (though i would check and make sure heat won't hurt them).  I would love to see a picture when you are done.
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« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2005 07:12:45 PM »

okay i've seen a dildo once, but what's a butt plug look like?

*innocent*
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« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2005 09:54:32 PM »

I have read this whole thread with a sneaky grin on my face... only to discover that I am luckier than most of the rest of you. 

I clicked on simplysara's profile and apparently I live somewhere near a dildo factory!!!  YEAH!!!

simplysara - where is this amazing land you speak of?  Where in San Diego do you live?  Can we hang out sometime?  Like, maybe... TONIGHT?!?!?!   Wink

To add the the funny factor- I perform as a male impersonator at a few fine lesbian establishments here in San Diego (actually heading off to Palm Springs this weekend to perfrom 2 shows at Gay Pride).  Imagine how much more popular I would be if I had ...say...a thousand or so irregular dildos & butt plugs to throw out to the crowd.  I'd finally deliver on the illusion, huh?!  HA! 

How 'bout as toss items off our 2006 San Diego Kings Club San Gay Pride float?  Imagine explaining to your next door neighbor how you got that black eye at a parade!

We are www.sdkingsclub.com - which makes me James Bondage there.  Get me in touch with your friends company's marketing department - I have an award winning ad campain in mind!

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« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2005 07:21:31 AM »

okay i've seen a dildo once, but what's a butt plug look like?

*innocent*

*destors innocence* It's like a cone with a little tube thingy and then a flarred base.

Think of a very small traffic cone, LOL. Hey! You could set up road blocks for very small cars!
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« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2005 08:14:15 PM »

table legs...

like 3 or 4 to make each leg... it would definatly get a double take

purse handles!

you could always use them to adore some type of halloween costume... "penis woman" maybe

lamp idea is fantastic

walkway / driveway lights !!!!!!! -- ok thats my favorite
or just driveway decorations wihtout the lights... sorta lining the path
im thinking you'd have no solicitors visiting you
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« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2005 03:17:24 PM »

O. M. G.

To whoever mentioned way back using the butt plugs as a heel for a shoe!
That immediately sent me on a google image search for the proper size/style for a heel.
I absolutely want to buy a set of these and do that now!


Hahahahahaha. Abso-freakin-lutely brilliant. <33
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