Imperfect dildos and butt plugs

[jloveg]

oh  my  how bout a hood ornament  or that little antenna  thingys?

instead of bobble head dogs lined in teh back windo w how bout some butt plugs  LOL  tell me that  wouldn't get you a few looks on teh interstate during rush hour  LOL

[bluberryfields3]

I've already looked at this thread before, but decided to share it with my boyfriend while we're hanging out and he has a few more ideas...

1) Turn a butt-plug into the most erotic plunger ever.

2) A dildo ladder is guaranteed to never get taken by a neighbor

3) Fashion a bunch of butt plugs together next to the bed to make a ... "STEP STOOL" (he loves the pun, i just groan)

That's it for right now, but we're both insanely jealous of sara's windfall. So sad we're so far away from our very own dildo factory. Its a shame...a real damn shame.

[missnihkii]

you could send a few to me .. hehe...
make a dog toy out of them. haha.
tapered candle holder.? or..

drill a hole in them,
fill with something solid and hard,
loop a string that'll hold it good,
and make it into a door knocker!
paint and glitter optional haha

[R3n331]

[quote author=sweetestangel
GOOD ONE LOL


He wants me to add, get one of the singing dancing animatronic flowers, or animals, whatever, strip ot of its covering, and replace with a hollowed out dildo.    Think the hamsters that sings "everybody was Kung fu fighting"

[R3n331]

lol!  I am so tempted to go buy one to do that now!!!!!


I was thinking same thing Jodliee

[R3n331]

Ok i got an GREAT Idea
My hubby  had a small frog band that you can turn on and they play diff  instruments lol
what about pop there heads off, in place  put diff color dildos lol paint with glow in dk paint lol, so at night  laying in bed turn on and watch dancing dildos lol

Ok Im twisted lol

[VeggieJess]

You could use the BPs to put on the post of your bed!

[deadbathducky]

make a christmas tree out of dildos,and paint the bp and hang them as ordaments, that would look cool.
hollow the dildos out and use as candle holders.
if you have a fish tank stick a few dildos and bp in there in the shape of a castle.
make the dildos into spikes for your front garden(probably would work best if you had an iron bar fence and very forgiving neighbours  )
get different coloured ones and make a banner saying something like happy birthday,happy annerversy,happy new year or merry christmas


and my favourite-
make a welcome mat for a friend says "please come in"(naughty but my fave )

[Doctor Explosive-doom]

This is coming from the mind of a twisted teenager... but...

If I had a whole bunch of imperfect dildos, I'd take one and put it on the doorstep of a neighbor or someone I may not care for that much (and doesn't take a liking to finding dildos on their doorstep) while they aren't home or while they are sleeping.

I know... I'm horrible... 

[missnihkii]

... wow...

i think id cut off the heads, and make earrings.
but. then again, my minds rotting away,
id also make clever knife handles
dont think id waste one on trying to annoy someone..
dont think itd work much anyways...

o0o0o...
idea.
make a dildo lamp,
or butt plugg speakers
for your desk.. unless shoving them in your ears appeals.
or i second sending me one hehe