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« Reply #250 on: July 29, 2013 05:46:32 PM »

What's white and can't climb trees

A fridge

Reminds me of

What's long, and brown, and sticky?

A stick.

Kid humor at its best.

(My partner's was delivered to her!)
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« Reply #251 on: July 29, 2013 07:18:01 PM »

Most of the jokes I can think of are pretty inappropriate... hmmmm...

Two men walk into a bar.
The first man says "I'll have H2O."
The second man says "I'll have H2O too."
The second man dies.

*whomp whomp*

(bad science puns are the worst)

No work on my project the last few days, my hands are shot.  I figure I'll let them rest a few days (and catch up on my sleep) and then be ready to go.
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« Reply #252 on: July 30, 2013 09:42:39 AM »

I'm in the homestretch.  Getting ready to use some new products so I hope I don't mess up.

Did you hear about the tax accountant who was constipated?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with pencil and paper.  Grin
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« Reply #253 on: July 30, 2013 09:43:39 AM »

 Cheesy  I love that most of the jokes we have are inappropriate.

OMG! Cocoosnest! HA HA HA!
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« Reply #254 on: July 30, 2013 09:45:39 AM »

Hey guys! Quick reminder! If you have received, please let me and your partner know. Also, don't forget to post pictures! We need to see your goodies (that's what HE said. Tongue)
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« Reply #255 on: July 30, 2013 10:29:35 AM »

I dropped mine at the P.O. this morning.   Smiley
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« Reply #256 on: July 30, 2013 11:17:43 AM »

ok innapropraite but...

there was a carnie with five.....erhems

his pants fit like a glove

haha my uncle came up with that one when i asked for help coming up with a sideshow joke
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« Reply #257 on: July 30, 2013 11:58:48 AM »

That is so funny! HA!
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« Reply #258 on: July 30, 2013 03:12:03 PM »

So i have been ready to mail out for a couple of days .... but since i refuse to pay for a box i was relying on my husband to bring one home for work ... he kept forgetting Sad BUT! today he remembered so i shall mail out tomorrow!!
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« Reply #259 on: July 31, 2013 09:47:46 AM »

so starting tomorrow i might be off for a few days (probably 2 days) i get my gallbladder removed tomorrow. outpatient surgery. doc sais i should be good in a couple days. unless my laptop cord gets fixed. if my cord moves at all the comp shuts off so i probably can't have it in bed unless hubby fixes it. or maybe my aunt will let me borrow hers! i will be bored i hate stayin in bed! i cant wait to see everyones creations it is hard to stay away!!!!
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