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« on: January 11, 2013 10:02:47 AM »

You know when you get mad, and say shoot, or sheets-and-blankets, or son-of-a, or frick, or... well, you get my drift?  I needed a similar substitute for the finger.  Slip it on your ring finger and it prevents the middle one from staying up by itself.





No one can ever accuse you of giving them the frickin' finger again.

...and, true story: I just got back from the craft store, where, as I stood in line, a mother yelled out to her no-more-than 5 year-old daughter: "Shut the f**k up!"

I wish I had this to stick in her mouth:


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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013 10:17:39 AM »

Ha ha ha!!! This is an awesome and hilarious way to censor yourself Smiley.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013 10:59:11 AM »

Funny!
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013 12:53:58 PM »

Oh my goodness... that is hilarious! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013 01:25:50 PM »

hahahaha too funny! great idea
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013 01:36:51 PM »

I need one of those SO BAD...but just with a smiley face on the other side so the people I'm giving the finger to don't realize it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2013 01:55:45 PM »

A finger censor!! ha ha ha
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013 02:06:53 PM »

I need one of those SO BAD...but just with a smiley face on the other side so the people I'm giving the finger to don't realize it.

Oh, YES! That's a great idea!
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2013 05:12:34 AM »

This is hilarious and very clever!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2013 08:53:13 AM »

Hahahahah This is hilarious!  I need one that is the size of a certain person's entire face...lol Grin Grin Grin Grin
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