Meet the NOMMS!Indigenous to closet corners and green places, the
NOMMS are a shy race of free-spirited ground dwellers.
Their main strategy to avoid capture is moving at the speed of snails and thereby successfully fooling the onlooker into thinking that they are lifeless. No self-respecting carnivore would ever try to eat them. This results from their incredible ability to talk their opponents to death with mindless, neverending chatter when they feel threatened, although in their natural state when happy and content,
NOMMS are shy and quiet.
The
NOMMS' droppings are said to have numerous magical attributes, such as the growing of violently green facial hair, when consumed in a stiff drink. Because of this superstition, they are highly popular among the different tribes of Leprechauns and were held in captivity until it became known, that most of their owners died of chatter-caused exploding-head-syndrome
The
NOMMS live on a diet of air and all things green. Unique individuals of this race have been found to even develop romantic feelings for evergreen plants, broccoli or green Jell-O.
Due to their worship of all things green-ish and the
NOMMS' unceasing chatter at evil captors, the creation myths of their god, Gooey, the Green, prompted the early rumors of aliens as beings with green skin.
In 1912, two of the oldest
NOMMS by the name of Mo and No, organized a mass-strike where all
NOMMS stopped pooping and thus escaped their prisons.
Today, the average
NOMMS can only be found outside of Ireland.
This was originally inspired by the incredible
Green Elevator's and
loveandasandwich's creations and it started as a fake swap along with the current Covert Abandoned Art Swap- but as you can see, I only made 4 of them so far and I seriously doubt that I will be able to just abandon these fuzzy creatures in the wild streets of the city. So now I have to find them loving homes...
They are all handstitched and about 8,5 inches tall and about 5 inches wide.
What do you think?
Any comments or critique are highly appreciated!
