What weird meals have you made while totally broke?

[Antidigger]

When I was a student (how many of these answers start like that?) I used to have nothing in the house that I could eat raw to ensure I didn't just snack, but one day somehow I had some cheese left over from a planned meal soooo.....

I really fancied some cheese on toast, but had no bread. I took some poppadoms, grilled them instead of frying and once I'd turned them over added the cheese. It was ok enough that I did it again later.