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Topic: Crocheted Tata's - NSFW (Adult) - NOW WITH PATTERN!  (Read 3346 times)
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Jennickell
« on: February 03, 2012 07:58:31 AM »

Well, I kinda just made a few of these as a joke and on a whim I put them up at this little shop I sell some of my stuff at. Here they are, crocheted boobies!

 
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They were such a big hit, people were buying them for dirty santa gifts, the drunks at the bar next door to the shop all came in and bought some, cause you know who doesnt love BOOBS!

Also gave a goof up one to my dog and he LOVES it!

I am feverishly working on more as February is breast cancer awareness month!
(I hope I posted this correctly, please dont yell at me if it is not blocked from sensitive eyes)

Update:
I hope that makes sense, I am terrible at writing patterns (I make it up as I was going along and in my head this all makes sense, but not everyone may get it)

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small amount of "nipple" pink
small amount of "aerole" brown
off white
(I used "I love this yarn" from hobby lobby just because I love that yarn,lol)
poly fill stuffing

R1 with pink - magic circle 4 sc in loop, sl to first sc
R2 - 1 sc in each , sl to connect
R3 - repeat round 2
(now of course you can modify the nipples to be as long or short as you want)
R4 - (switch to brown) 2 sc in each sc, (8 sc)
R5 - 2 dc in each sc (16dc)
(again your aeroles can be as wide or thin as you desire)
At this point I turned the nipple inside out, for some reason it just looks better, also this is a good spot to tie off and weave in the ends of those two colors
R6 - (switch to off white), 2dc in first dc, 1 sc in next, repeat (24 dc)
R7 -2dc in first dc, 1 dc in next 2 dc, repeat (32 dc)
R8- 1 dc in first 3 dc, 2 dc in next, repeat (40 dc)
R9-10 1 dc in each dc (40 dc)
R11 - 1 dc in first 3 dc, decrease (dc 2 together). repeat (32 dc)
R12 - 1 dc in first 2 dc, decrease (dc 2 together, repeat (24 dc)
(here is a good spot to stuff about half way full, the firmness is all a matter of opinion, some like firmer boobies, some like softer (I also thought of putting a squeaker in, havent found any yet ,lol)
R13 - 1 dc in first dc, decrease (2 dc together), repeat (16 dc)
Finish stuffing as full as you want
R14 - DC 2 together (16 dc)
R15 - SC 2 together (8 sc), I did singles because I just thought it look neater

Use a yarn needle and weave in and out around the stitches and pull tight to close

This pattern should make a pretty good size "C" cup boob and the rows can easily be increased or decreased to adjust the size!

I have had a lot of ideas of how to spice up the boobies, nipple rings, tattoos, pasties, etc!

« Last Edit: February 09, 2012 07:42:12 AM by Jennickell - Reason: Now with pattern » THIS ROCKS   Logged
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012 09:37:06 AM »

I love these because....booobs.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012 11:13:51 AM »

oh wow! i need a pattern for this - my friend just started up as a breastfeeding counsellor and she needs some of these for modelling latching on etc with the dolls, and also for embarrassing the dads Wink

do you have a link to the pattern you use, or one you designed yourself? i am happy to paypal for it xxx
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012 11:32:53 AM »

oh wow! i need a pattern for this - my friend just started up as a breastfeeding counsellor and she needs some of these for modelling latching on etc with the dolls, and also for embarrassing the dads Wink

do you have a link to the pattern you use, or one you designed yourself? i am happy to paypal for it xxx


I just kinda made it up as I was going along. I am the WORST at writing patterns, as I am making some more this weekend, I will try to write it down as I go.

I will gladly give the pattern to who ever wants it, if it is going towards a good cause (or not a good cause, just for the pure love of BOOBS, lol)
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012 02:54:59 PM »

These are awesome!!!
My cousin is fighting breast cancer (her prognosis is good)...I think it would be a hoot to make her some boobies!
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012 08:09:02 PM »

awesome!! if you do put up the pattern I'd definitely make one.  They are so funny.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012 03:55:44 AM »

thanks for the pattern! <3

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012 12:15:14 PM »

Glad you posted the pattern.  I just had carpal tunnel release surgery yesterday but when I am fully healed I will definitely be trying this pattern.
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2012 07:09:41 AM »

So nice! Lol at the erected nipples! Thanks for the pattern Wink
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2012 02:39:18 AM »

LMAO i LOVE IT! Great job!
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