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« on: April 30, 2011 01:50:28 PM »

My best gay's birthday was coming up and I decided that my first embroidery project should be a.) something for him and b.) kinda naughty. After much too much thought, I decided on "The Three Stages of an Erection: Uncircumcised." Then I thought maybe it needed some flowers too, kinda add to the ridiculousness.

It's all back stitch because that's the only stitch I know right now. I used a transfer pen to draw the design onto cotton twill. I considered adding text so I wrote it out, but then when I changed my mind and tried to wash out the ink, it didn't all come out. Then I got the not-so-brilliant idea to try to bleach it out with a Qtip and some bleach water but it wound up turning the blue ink kinda yellowy and gross. *sigh, it's always something. I'm telling myself that he won't notice it because his apartment is usually lowly lit and also his eyes are not as young as they used to be.
As you can see, the gift was a big hit. Cheesy


 
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011 02:03:35 PM »

OMG!! Tooo freakin RAAR grr ugggh!!!! I eat it!
Looks like he eat it too, what a great b-day gift!
btw..I am eating the apartment/house in the background.
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011 02:20:10 PM »

Thanks!
Yeah, Joey has a great eye for detail and design. He has a great mix of modern and vintage.
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011 06:12:28 PM »

All I have to say is LOL!
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011 08:12:03 PM »

oooh, lovely!  [I have just erased 3 or 4 lines of text that were a little too off-color]  Let's just say those are great.  And you are brave.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011 10:54:51 AM »

It's naughty, but extremely funny Cheesy And I don't think he will ever see the bleached text, even if his eyes were perfect Tongue
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