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LovieDovieAnn
« on: March 09, 2011 07:59:41 AM »

A dear friend and karaoke dj of mine just turned the dreaded thirty. At his big birthday party I knew his gift from me would have to be awesome considering the shower of things he was going to get. So I got the idea and four hours later this is what I had. The first pic is of his scared face as I reminded him that the day previous he promised he'd wear it!

"I'm a little scared!"
 
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"...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? This is NOT what I think it is."
 
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"OH MUH GAW IT IS!"
 
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"I can't believe I'm doing this..."
 
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Like a good sport, he wore it for a whole thirty minutes. That is, before the ladies of the house confiscated it. I'm fairly sure it got more action than Ron Burgundy that night. There are pictures, but those are being used as blackmail currently.

Sorry for the far away pictures. My camera was NOT cooperating earlier that day for good closeups. The idea came from this link. http://blogue.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/crocheted-penis-15278-1254400545-2.jpg I had to make up a pattern since I couldn't find that one anywhere!


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aisy
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011 08:23:44 AM »

this is fantastic!!!
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hockamama
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011 08:39:41 AM »

Oh my Gah!  I love that, it is hysterically fantastic!  I want one of those Grin
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LovieDovieAnn
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011 10:51:27 AM »

Thanks, guys! I thought about posting a rough pattern but wasn't sure if anyone cared to have it. Apparently a flaccid phallus isn't in high demand in the crafting world. haha
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RenJac1301
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011 11:14:16 AM »

lmao what a good sport, he modeled it lol
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011 11:52:52 AM »

Oh mah gawd! This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011 10:07:26 PM »

Ha ha ha ha! You are a great friend! Id do the exact same thing...but my guy friends dont trust my crafting lol!
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