Give me your SNL quotes

[MegNKyle]

I have this idea to make a tote bag covered in quotes from SNL. I can't seem to find any sites w/ quotes so I've decided to call on you all. I have a few good ones,but I need lots more. The ones I have are from Steve Martin,Megan on "Wake up Wakefield",classic Weekend Update, Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts", and the Spartan Cheerleaders. I need more....anyone got anything for me? 

[freisss]

"Your world frightens and confuses me."  -- Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer  (Phil Hartman)

"What's all this fuss about preserving our natural racehorses?"  -- Emily Litella  (Gilda Radner)

"C-I-L-L.  Kill my landlord."  -- Tyrone Green  (Eddie Murphy)

"Don't look at my bum!  Bumlooker!  Cheeky monkey!"  -- Simon  (Mike Myers)

"Look at my bum!  It's a perfect circle!"  -- George Michael (Dana Carvey)

"Will you wear my ring and be my b*tch?" -- Prison Inmate  (Christopher Guest)

[BurghGirl]

"I live in a van, down by the river" -Matt Foley (Chris Farley)
"I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell" -Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken)
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" -Dan Ackroyd
"Superstar!" -Mary Katherine Gallager (Molly Shannon)
"Get OOOUUUTTT!" -Donaltella Versace (Maya Rudolph)
"Strategery" -George W. Bush (Will Farrell)
And of COURSE....
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

[DallionWings]

" shout out to eatin' garbage"- tracy morgan

"shout out to all my girls...except for you, voneesha, i know you ate my cheese sandwich bitch, and when i find you ima cut you up!" - Pink

[MegNKyle]

"I live in a van, down by the river" -Matt Foley (Chris Farley)
"I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell" -Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken)
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" -Dan Ackroyd
"Superstar!" -Mary Katherine Gallager (Molly Shannon)
"Get OOOUUUTTT!" -Donaltella Versace (Maya Rudolph)
"Strategery" -George W. Bush (Will Farrell)
And of COURSE....
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

I feel like a complete moron. I forgot the opening line of the show? I always joke w/ my b/f about "strategery" and I forgot it? I wrote a paper in Eng. about SNL and Matt Foley & Mary K.G. were 2 of my main points. Thanks so much for reminding me! I still can't believe I forgot about all of these.....

[DallionWings]

"I live in a van, down by the river" -Matt Foley (Chris Farley)
"I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell" -Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken)
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" -Dan Ackroyd
"Superstar!" -Mary Katherine Gallager (Molly Shannon)
"Get OOOUUUTTT!" -Donaltella Versace (Maya Rudolph)
"Strategery" -George W. Bush (Will Farrell)
And of COURSE....
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

and for the more exotic twist " yo vivo en el VAN circa del RIO!!!" gotta love it
 "operaman, bye byeeee"

[quack]

"She's chopping broccoli!" - Dana Carvey

"Fire baaaaaaaad!" - Phil Hartman (Frankenstein character maybe?)

"Candygram." - Shark

"We are.. two wild and crazy guys!" - Steve Martin/Dan Aykroyd

"Now is the time on Sprokets when we dance." - Mike Myers

"We're from France." - Coneheads

"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not." -obvious

"That's the news, and I am OUTTA HERE!!" - Dennis Miller

"Yeah, that's the ticket!" -Jon Lovitz as The Liar

"Makin' copies!" - the Copy Guy

the Wayne's World theme

"I'm Gumby, damnit!" - Eddie Murphy as Gumby

"Could it be....SATAN?!" - Church Lady

[ExileInGuyville]

"I gotta have more cowbell!"

[erindezeeuw]

"Can you say to a rainbow, hey, stop being a rainbow for a minute? No! Such is Mango." (Chris Kattan- Mango).

[Lrschic]

"Simmer down, now." -Cheri Oteri character

"He'll cold-cock ya." - Cheri Oteri as host on "Morning Latte"

"I suffer from voice immodulation. I'm unable to control the pitch or volume of my voice." - Will Ferrell

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it." - Colin Quinn (Although I think an earlier weekend update correspondant used that line too)

"We would've accepted 'bow wow' or 'ruff.'" - Alex Trebek, "Oh rough. Just the way your mother likes it, eh Trebek?" - Sean Connery

"I'm gonna be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year." - George Bush

"Don't blame me. I just thought of it, wrote it, and delivered it." - Kevin Nealon (after an audience groaned after a Weekend Update gag).

"I'll take the rapist for 200, Trebek."- Sean Connery, "That's therapist." - Alex Trebek

"Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them." - Mary Catherine Gallagher