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« on: September 28, 2010 07:07:57 AM »

So the Urban Dictionary defines a masterfece as a particularly large, shapely piece of poop.
My BFF and I discuss our bowels probably more than necessary but when you've known someone for 14 years it's bound to happen, lol
I found this free pattern on Ravelry "Smile Poo" but it called for fingering yarn and should have turned out much smaller.  I already had brown yarn that is worsted weight so I just used that.  Well...he turned out about twice as big!!
After I made him, I decided that he needed a name tag as well.  I realize this is sort of a weird thing to make someone but she found it hilarious and I couldn't stop giggling almost the whole time I was making him  Grin



Sorry these two pictures are from my phone, the batteries in my camera died and I have no more!!





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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010 09:05:16 AM »

I love this! And I love that he's HUGE.  Grin

I'm going to look for it at Raverly.

Thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010 10:32:20 AM »

This made me giggle.  Cheesy

What a lovely poop.
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010 11:56:06 AM »

He's really cute and quite shapely Grin good work!
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2010 11:58:45 AM »

Awesome!

I like how neat he looks .. despite being .. a large pile of poop. Haha!
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2010 05:41:43 PM »

Haha! Love it! The name tag makes it all the more fab!! Grin
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010 10:59:08 PM »

He's surprisingly adorable for poop!
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010 12:14:50 PM »

aghs, so funny!  He's a lovely little poop!  He actually has very nice shaping, great work!   Wink   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010 12:23:47 PM »

lol this reminded me of southpark, the one where Randy had the largest turd in the world...and of course how bono is just a giant turd lol. awesome!
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010 05:21:27 PM »

Funny that you decided to make the poo, as I just made one last night and gave it to a friend today.  Mine was much smaller and somewhat off centre.  We both work in a vet clinic and she loves running fecal samples so I thought it was perfect!  I love yours!!!  The eye really make it perfect!
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